Toilet PAper day!!

Today is Jasper's birthday.
So as a good friend i shall give him a surprisE!!
The toilet paper is the surprise!!

my hands are dirty after giving him the present.
you want to know why??
hahahahahahahahaha

Tadaaaaa!!!
I present to you "Toilet Papered" Honda Jazz.
i bet he will be very surprised!!
happy birthday Jasper.
i am such a good friend!
so proud of myself. LOL

I gave jasper's car a new exhaust extension!!
HAHAHAHA.
now he can go around haolian about his newly "Zhngged" exhaust pipe!
VROOMM VROOMM!! ROFL!!

Toilet papering a car is very tiring.
finding a car is even more tiring.
i will never do this again.
next time i will just spray paint it pink!
hehehehe

Physically Challenged

I went for Street Challenge today. Played handball with the music people consisting of jasmine, jeslyn, pingwei, rebecca, jasper. it went will at first. going thru to quarterfinals by sheer luck. we were same points as the other team but we scared more goals so we went through. But the worse thing happened on the fourth match. :(
While attempting to make the shot, i landed awkwardly on my knee and i heard a loud "KRUUUGGG!!" and so i twisted my knee (luckily i scored the goal so it was still not that bad). And now i am like immobilise sitting on my room chair unable to walk around waiting for my mum to pick me up to see doctor and blogging to waste time. I think i am too old for vigorous sports. No more handball for me anymore! :(((((((((((((((((

Exxon Mobil!!!

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED BY EXXON MOBIL!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Thank you Lord Jesus!!

Updates

Its been awhile since i updated on my life again.
so here is a list of things that happened to me (hopefully my memory serves me well).
1) I've started year 3 semester 1. Eddy is my room mate instead of Weilian. he dun like me anymore. hahahahahaha
2) Almost all my council friends are back in Singapore. need to catch up with them while they are still hanging around here. hahahaha.
3) Went for Exxon Mobil interview for my Industrial Attachment. I am really hoping that i will get it. i guess i just have to stop doubting and believe that God will provide.
4) Life is good. Things have been going well i think. i am quite happy with the relationship that i have now. :) my poop poop rocks!!
5) I've been appointed CGL for SU16!! Really hope that i can live up to the expectations of the Camp Chair and the seniors. Hopefully i can bond the GLs together and make SU16 a blasting Good time!!
6) Bought my 1st Ipod in my life (pictures coming up soon!!). wooot. damn cheap and nice. hee
7) Going to take part in hall 2 idol. i hope i dun screw up. hahahaha. wish me luck people!!

Jurong Bird Park Outing!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Puasa!! LOL
it was a public holiday so char and me decided to go birdpark!
its very near NTU actually. just need to take 194 at boonlay interchange and it will take u straight there in like 20 minutes or so?

Reaching the place around noon becos i was lazy to wake up early.
paid the price cos we had to queue up for 20mins. :((((

Taking a photo while queuing.
thats what u do when u are bored.
LOLOLOL

So damn bored queuing that i fell asleep standing!!
HAHAHAHA

Saw some mandarin ducks and a solitary black goose.
children kept feeding them non stop.
i think they are damn fat and big.

trying to find a shorter queue to the ticket counter!!

Finally we got in after a long wait!!
red ibisis are the 1st birds we saw and took photos.
hahahaha. their shit stank. i wonder how char managed to smile?

Some kinda of big fat Royal emperor pigeon.
dun really remember the name. lol

So many of the big fat pigeons. hahaha.
char trying to kiss one of them...
but they were too faraway.

Yeah!! my 1st picture of the day!!
cos i was busy taking photos of char with the birds. lol
:)))))))
i look so goood. yum yum

Saw some banana flowers!! freaking humongous shits
looks like a dick head to me. HAHAHAHAHA

A Hornbill.

A Toucan.
notice the difference!?? one has horns but the other doesn't!!
:)))))))))))))))))))

Went to feed the lories.
lory is a kinda of bird just so you know.
they are damn colourful and noisy.
sounds like that stupid vehicle that we use for logistics.
but its not. hahahaha. they are so much more cuter!

Me feeding them.
they were fighting with each other with their beaks and claws.
damn fierce!!

close up of the lories!

Saw an ugly parakeet.
it had purple feathers on his head and tummy.
not really a nice combi with green.

Saw the bird show at the Open Amphitheatre.
The parrots played basketball and sang songs.
quite impressed when the parrot sang 4 different songs in English, Chinese, Malay, Japanese.
more zai than me. i cannot even do that.
i think i need to really ask that parrot to teach me how to sing. LOL

More pictures of me and char.

After that we went to see the "Kings of the Skies".
It was a show that showcased all the birds of prey in Jurong bird park.
the Eagles were HUGE!!

I volunteered Char by raising her hand and got her to participate.
she had to feed the humongous himalayan vulture.

Pelicans sleeping their day away.

The tallest man-made waterfall in the world is actually found in Jurong Bird Park.
Just so you know. hahahahaha

More pictures of us!! :))))))

Bird Park was fun!!
next time we will be going night safari. lol
i hope that time char remembers to charge her camera.
she is such a klutz. HAHAHAHAHA

BBC Blooper

This guy is hilarious. HAHAHAHAHA
He is supposed to go for an interview for work at BBC but in the end he went to a wrong place and was mistaken as an expert on the BBC live news for the Apple court case.

Check out his face at the start and see how he "smokes" through the interview.
i will never believe all the experts on the news anymore.
Anyone can be an expert!! hahahaha