Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Was talking to my freshie helmet Tan over msn.

Turns out he has a fetish for big boobs women.

example. Ann Kok, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith etc.

And one thing about all this women that have in common is that..

they are all aunties.

I seriously think he has a fetish for big boobs aunties!

*maybe thats why he broke up. LOL

hahahahahaha.

I think when he was young he didn't suckle enough.

Maybe thats why now he has this yearning for it.

Then he talked about the recent Star Awards.

It wasn't the young girls that caught his eye.

Turns out he was staring the whole night

with his mouth salivating over this woman.

Chen Mei Feng.

Apparently she wore a dress that night that was so revealing

that her boobs were totally spilling all over the place.

In case you are wondering who is Chen Mei Feng.

I have a picture for you. LOL

courtesy of Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Glory GLory Man United!!

Being a Manchester United fan is definitely more exciting than sitting a roller coaster!! hahahaha..
We played tottenham hotspurs tonight and never did i expect man utd to be trailing 2-0 after 1st half. really played like shit. but then aik leong told me on msn that once upon a time man utd fought back 3-0 down to 5-3. LOL
turns out they really fought back from 2-0 to 5-2!! ROFL. Spurs really need to learn how to play soccer. Poor eddy. spurs fans are always depressed over the weekend. Anyway, will try to look for the goals online and post the clips here!!!
MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER!! FARK LOSERPOOL!!

newest Gotcha in town.. Hilarious

Chanced upon this guy Jamie Kennedy on youtube.
Hilarious.
Damn zai pranks.
Enjoy.

SU16

I am SU 16 CGL.
but i feel like a total failure.
all the people quitting and stuff.

its really feeling damn sian.
but i think i got the killer blow today.

just felt that all i've believed in Sports Camp is a facade.
Anyway.

I will just do my job and make sure the camp is a success.
This is really a different era.
There is just too much difference in mentality.
even seniors.

All the talk about passion for SU.
Please look through your camp photos and remember all the wonderful memories that you have collected and shared with your fellow freshies.
I just hope that all of you will see the bigger picture and not put your little whims and whamsies before that. when you took up the responsibility of a GL, i wish you could just remember what you said to the camp chair when you ran for the post.
Please do not say 1 and do 2.
Its really damn fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
Yeah.
one last thing.
SU 16. Woooosh!!

Peanut Butter and Jam

Anyway i watched the latest episode of HIMYM.
and in that episode Barney told Lily a GREAT joke which made her so pissed that she ignored the gang for 4 weeks.
But the thing was that joke was muted in the show.
And I had to know what was that joke about. LOL
so i went to google about it.
Turns out that it was really damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So for everyone who wanted to know what the joke was about.
I have posted a joke that talks about the same peanut butter and jam.
hahahaha.
Stupidest joke ever heard!!!
Enjoy!!






















Joke: What is the difference between peanut butter and jam??
Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.


Peanut butter & jam

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

If I Was Your Man - Joe

Girl I'm so tired of things

I just wanna settle down

I swear to you I've changed

Baby why you buggin out

I know that I put you through hell

You deserve to be with someone else

But I gotta be straight upStraight up

Girl I just wanna kiss and make up

We done been through a lot of things

How do you throw that away

You were the heart of me

Can't believe you'd let it break

Tell me why you won't let em go

You can say what you want but I know

Baby no more lies

I'ma keep it real this time

Help me understand

What I'm saying ain't getting through

Why I can't be your man

When I'd give up the world for you

Girl I'll do the best I can

Love you forever that's what I'd do

If I was your man

If I was your man

If I was your man

Nice song. It has been on repeat on my computer the whole night. Finally a song that can represent how i am feeling now. I hope you understand.

easter

Easter was good!! hahaha
ok. it was not that good. but i had a good dinner.
tried to invite her to church but she didn't want to go.
no choice. I guess exams still more important.

There was no easter bunnies or easter eggs but we had brownies to give away at our church.
my sister baked them. i cannot believe she can bake. LOL must be qi-en help her.
My dad performed in like an old people choir. hahaha. really quite nice to see him serving in church. will be posting up the video once i find my data cable. Hahahaha
Lots of people turned up. i just pray and hope that the seeds are planted in their hearts.

Started playing jamlegend.
Its abit dumb but the songs are not bad. trying to see if i can use my rumblepad to play it rather than using the stupid keyboard.
Check out this link if you are interested. its abit like guitar heroes. but the songs are good i have to say.
http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/273327

Nostalgia

Been looking through all the photos in my computer yesterday and the videos that i have kept and stocked up over the years.
Stuff from when i was in year 1-3.
Even stuff before when i came to NTU.
It just really struck me how much i missed the old times.
When i could really truly laugh happily.
So much have changed since then and i can only say that it was a wonderful time back then.
I am going to miss you.
I am going to miss all my friends.
I am going to miss all the innocent times.
I guess growing up is really a pain in the ass.

Manchester United Forever!!

Manchester United v Aston Villa

Read this off the web

This is just absolute cock.
Some people in the world are just damn full of nonsense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Funniest dance ever.

http://www.wimp.com/funniestdance/

Get my mind together

its already been 3 weeks since then.
I've been trying to let myself feel unaffected but its not really working.
Starting to look at people in different light.
hahaha. I think i really need to get my mind together and pull myself through this.
If i still cannot make a decision sooner or later. I swear i will kill someone.

Next week is going to be a damn slack week.
My boss is leaving for business trip the entire week!!! hahahaha
damn shiok man.
Shall take the time to do my IA report or something.

I just went to Keppel Bay for dinner with my intern friends from ExxonMobil.
It really is a great place for bringing a girl to dinner.
quite romantic, good food and great view.
To top it all the place is constantly windy. damn shiok!!
Exams in NTU will be coming soon.
should be in 2 weeks time or so. hahhahaahaha
lucky i am not affected this semester. can slack abit.