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Personality ME!

2011-02-09T11:22:00.001+08:00

1. Open this website : http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx

2. Take the Personality Quiz (it's v. short and easy, really)

3. Copy paste the result to Facebook

4. Tag your friends

Your view on yourself:

You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

The seriousness of your love:

You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with?

Your views on education

Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

The right job for you:

You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

How do you view success:

You are confident that you will be successful in your chosen career and nothing will stop you from trying.

What are you most afraid of:

You are afraid of having no one to rely on in times of trouble. You don't ever want to be unable to take care of yourself. Independence is important to you.

Who is your true self:

You are mature, reasonable, honest and give good advice. People ask for your comments on all sorts of different issues. Sometimes you might find yourself in a dilemma when trapped with a problem, which your heart rather than your head needs to solve.

marriage

2010-11-15T22:59:00.002+08:00

Hearing my dad talk about his stories of the past especially ones that involved my mum and him when they were young just made me realized how blessed one can be when he/she finds that one person to love for the rest of his/her life without any holding back.

I remember him telling me of a time when he went to Germany for work training and he said that my mum cried everyday when he was there for 3 months. Reason was that my mum was never separated from my dad before. Even when i was so damn cute and adorable at 10 months old, i couldn't distract my mum from the pain of absence of my dad.

how i wish i will be like my parents.. A happy family for me in my future please!! =)

wooohooo!!

2010-09-23T22:28:00.002+08:00

yeah.. it's been like 2 months since i last blogged?

anyway. just an update. i am currently working in NTUC now as an industrial relations officer.

alot of people ask me why am i in this job when it has toadally nothing to do with my degree. if you are wondering what i studied; i studied chemical engineering.

anyway, it has been a surprisingly fun time at work now. maybe its because i am still under probation? hahaha but nevertheless i am going to enjoy my time having fun while i still can. hopefully i will be able to perform at this job! SCORE TONNES OF POINTS!! hahaha

i will be going to F1 finals this coming sunday. hoping to catch lots of action and crashes. =)

oh yah i still haven't answered the question why i am working in my current job. the answer is it was the only job offer i had after 3 months and so i took it. LOL

its not that bad i think. suits my character!

Apologize

2010-07-22T18:14:00.000+08:00

Dear God

2010-06-15T02:35:00.002+08:00

Lord Jesus. if you are reading this. i am dying under the pressure of finding a full time job.

having parents nagging at you everyday is really not a pleasurable experience.

I am trusting that you will open the door to the right job for me.

Miracles will happen!!

All Honor and Glory be unto You!!

GRADUATE LOH!!

2010-05-11T21:35:00.000+08:00

ok. graduate already.

i need a job desperately!!

can't wait to go for Hillsongs concert coming july!! i hope it will be AWESOME!! hahahaha

1 more day to graduation

2010-05-06T22:42:00.002+08:00

1 MORE PAPER!!

a tough paper tomorrow.

i am going to go in with fingers crossed.

Heat and Mass Transfer. A paper that i've failed before.

Friends. if you are reading this please pray for me. =)

liverpool 0 - Chelsea 2

2010-05-03T13:52:00.001+08:00

LIVERPOOL players are a bunchofpussies.

Nothing more needs to be said.

I hope they get relegated to the Coca-Cola Championships next season.

Bloody wankers.

Exam tips

2010-04-28T00:28:00.003+08:00

I know this came abit late.

but nevertheless i hope it still helps the desperate people! hahahaha

3 more papers to go!!

click on the image to see more clearly!

the reason why ipad is crap....

2010-04-26T18:28:00.006+08:00

That is why i say that the only thing interesting about the ipad is its name.

i think Apple should make an upgrade of its function to actually serve as its name suggests.

Then that would be really an "iPAD".

LOL

Bananas and Monkeys

2010-04-25T02:35:00.001+08:00

Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the other monkeys with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result - all the other monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys will try to prevent it.

Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.

After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked.

Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been done round here.

And that, my friends, is how company policies are made.

taking the plunge..

2010-04-23T11:09:00.005+08:00

Even bears hold hands.

studying makes me bored

2010-04-22T03:34:00.002+08:00

Hi. Studying is boring.

looking at stars is fun!

Galactic Center of Milky Way Rises over Texas Star Party from William Castleman on Vimeo.

what tree did you fall from?

2010-04-22T02:52:00.006+08:00

HAZELNUT TREE (the Extraordinary) -charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

Apparently i am the Extraordinary!! Wooohooo!! Check out this website if you wanna know you fell out from which tree!!

http://www.wowzone.com/whattree.htm

first paper tomorrow

2010-04-21T21:20:00.002+08:00

tomorrow will be my first paper!

all the best joel!

anyway i am thinking whether it is time for me to take the plunge?

Dear God, please show me the way. =)

counting down.

2010-04-14T16:11:00.001+08:00

abit more than 3 weeks to graduation.
must find a direction in life. soon.

i need a revelation.

2010-04-14T16:10:00.001+08:00

awesome DJ

25 birthdays and it always gets better

2010-03-25T13:25:00.004+08:00

My birthday just passed 3 days ago on 22nd march.
i have to say it was well spent!! with someone i've missed.
Thank you so much for spending it with me.
you always leave me wanting more!! hahahahaha

anyway this year was uneventful and peaceful except for the fact that i went to winston's birthday celebration at shanghai dolly and got wasted again.
puked until my stomach hurt or i got punched by the bouncers. (couldn't remember which was the real reason but it didn't matter - stomach sore and lucky no bruises)
Thanks everyone for the well wishes!!

Will be spending this saturday with the HC councillors to celebrate bday for all the march babies.
it should be lotsa of fun!! hoping to see tonnes of old faces!! hahahaha
anyway final sem is coming to an end and year 4 isn't a walk in the park. farking sian
looking for my grad trip to australia!! :)
will be hoping to plan a short trip somewhere too!!

Universe BBq

2010-03-19T03:50:00.004+08:00

Went to universe bbq yesterday night.
Saw the new bloods being chosen into their respective worlds to belong for SU17.
saw the GLs play with the stupid raw chicken captains ball game. disgusting.
Most importantly, seeing the worlds coming together.
4 years over already.. i finally understood the feeling jiade, chengjie and jasper felt when they told me that they 感触很多. sitting alone by the side was quite sian since i was the only senior who was around.
come to think of it. that was weird. maybe thats why they say i don't have friends or i was the only person who 放不下! hahahaha.

Jiayou everyone!! Must put all differences aside and come together to make SU17 the most awesome sports camp ever!! hahahahaha

one last thing to add. this is the NTU SPORT CLUB Subcomm song!! courtesy of Eugene Lee!!
cheerios to all subcommers!! LOL

4am in the morning

2010-03-10T03:54:00.002+08:00

ok.. i'm sitting infront of my old and cui laptop at 4am in the morning.
thinking about the people that came into my life and meant something important to me.
Some of them still are but they wouldn't know.
some just faded away into memories.
But one common feeling that i still have towards all of them is gratitude.
Each one of them taught me important lessons in life and helped shaped me into the person i am now.
I have to say not every lesson learnt was easy, some were painful and some enlightening.
Funnily, most of the time the people i remember most are the ones that i regretted in making certain decisions.
I guess this is life but i have to say i've got the assurance that God is in control in my life.
Maybe that is why i have this happy-go-lucky attitude that people always say that i possess.

To all the people that I've hurt: I am sorry and i still love you all!!

After 25 years of my life which will be coming in 10 days time. I can proudly say that i am a quarter centurion!! hahahaha. and i am damn glad that i can put full confidence and trust in God.
A little bit more to go to finishing my university life and then i can move on to greater things?

A little secret to share.
My greatest dream in life is to have a happy marriage and a great family of 5!! 2 sons and 1 daughter and a beautiful wife!! wooohoohoo!!
but now my most urgent need is to find a girlfriend first la. =p
waiting for my hair to dry then its time to sleep..

good night to all.
God bless you!

BOOBS

2010-02-26T20:31:00.009+08:00

Here is an entry on 15 interesting facts about breasts. To all the guys who are just fascinated by them (including me). LMAO!

click on the picture to see it more clearly if you please. =)

Via: Online Schools

NTU SPORTS CLUB!!

2010-02-25T04:28:00.004+08:00

Anyway this is a blog entry about NTU sports club..

i am supposed to be studying for my quiz now.. but i dun know why i am blogging instead..

so here goes.

NTU Sports Club has to be the greatest change factor in my 25 years of living on planet earth ever since i was borne from my mother's womb.
The experience taught me many things(many weird things too! LOL) and made me numerous friends!! but i guess the most important thing was the fact that i was proud to be a member of Sports club because of the fact that it was made of a group of capable and committed individuals who was fiercely loyal to their friends and to the club. NTU sports club was a brand. An elite membership. People who was from Sports club is confirm "zai" one and i was proud of that. This was not based on just empty words but the various achievements that many of our past seniors accomplish through the various annual national events. Not only that we boast the most happening and boisterous students of NTU that have lotsa fun and also maintain our academic performance and capable of organising successful events at a national level.

Yes, we had conflicts and definitely people would have issues with each other as it is impossible to put a group of people together and expect complete teamwork. Human beings are selfish and the tendency to have preference will always be there. Despite that fact, seniors in the past still manage to put their personal issues aside in order to achieve the big picture; which was to bring NTU sports club to greater heights. No matter what issues we had with each other we will always put it aside to come together and get things done. And we would always respect our seniors and appreciate whatever help they provide. Afterall, it was their time and effort that they have sacrificed in the past to give us such an established Sports Club for us to say that we belong to.
To justify all this: you all should try googling NTU Sports Club and i can swear by my life there will tonnes of blog entries from participants who go through our events and have nothing but praises for NTU Sports Club.

But now, i have to say that i see it quite missing from the club that i used to love so much. how i hope that things will return to what they used to be. Maybe the change of the grading system could have caused a change in mentality? or maybe its because of the HAS system? or maybe its just due to the fact that the newer generation just do not possess such qualities or mentalities have really changed?? i guess its not right that i generalise all the juniors but i really do not wish to see that all the efforts by the seniors to maintain the sports club culture go down the drain.

To all my sports club juniors, SU17 is your chance to show the freshies what NTU Sports Club is meant to be. The experiences that you went through that made you decide to be a member of Sports Club. Please do your seniors proud.

BAck in sg.. from penang..

2010-02-20T13:48:00.003+08:00

Back in singapore!!
lets see some pictures from penang

came back home to find out that i had tonnes of unfinished work and back log to catch up with.. :(
damn sian

Plus i went back hall to find out that my room was in shambles.. then my laptop was screwed up by some rotten juice that came from a mandarin orange that i left on top of the shelf.
apparently it rotted and the thicked viscous juice flowed down and dripped on my keyboard!!!
so now i have a "k" button that is like sticky and pathetic.. RARGghhhhh!!!

Removin my stitches on monday!! hopefully doctor will tell me that i have made speedy recovery.
i just realise that my ankle is swollen and bruise over the days in penang.. plus i put on tonnes of weight from eating like steamboat for consecutive 3 days for 6 meals.. damn erxin..
dun know how am i going to lose that extra pounds when i cannot even exercise properly.. God please help me!!

oh yah.. I WANT TO PLAY MAHJONG!!!

Jaded

2010-02-11T12:28:00.001+08:00

Why this final sem is so farking shag...
There are unlimited things to do with limited time!!!
so many project meetings and quizzes.. :(

haiz.. nvm.. just 3 more months and it will be all over!!

BAI KA

2010-02-06T10:24:00.001+08:00

Ok.
i am officially bai ka.. i can sense some bonding sessions coming up between me and winston as i will need alot of help from him!! hahahaha. thank you roomie.

pictures of my disgusting swollen knee will be posted up soon..

Operation busted knee!!

2010-02-03T21:22:00.003+08:00

Going for my operation tomorrow!!
Sewing my anterior cruciate ligament together by taking tendons from my hamstring.
for those who do not know how will an ACL reconstruction look like? let me show u..

hopefully my knee will be back to how it was after the op is done.
better be worth going through all the pain.

Dear God, please help me to recover fully and quickly!! =)

Two is better than one

2010-02-02T02:15:00.001+08:00

I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought
"Hey, you know, this could be something"
'Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now I'm left with nothing

So maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

I remember every look upon your face
The way you roll your eyes
The way you taste
You make it hard for breathing
'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything's okay
I'm finally now believing

That maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought, "Hey,"

Maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
Maybe two is better than one
But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking
I can't live without you
'Cause, baby, two is better than one
But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
But I'll figure it out
When all is said and done
Two is better than one
Two is better than one

Manchester Derby!!

2010-01-28T20:06:00.000+08:00

Seriously.. one day i need to go Old Trafford to watch a Manchester derby!!
but then.. MANCHESTER UNITED ROCKS!!
i hope they win this season!!

water polo

2010-01-26T02:29:00.007+08:00

Just finished playing in the waterpolo semifinals for IHG.
we lost 12-6 to hall 3.
Its was quite sad to lose but only because we put up a good fight only to throw it away.
nevertheless it was never a fair fight with the inclusion of the 2 national players who were in hall 3.

I have to say that water polo was a sport that i would never have taken up despite studying in chinese high and hwachong JC which were waterpolo powerhouses during my era. (never really considered taking up waterpolo as a sport). maybe i should have done so. lol
I still remember when i was still a freshie walking around to find canteen 2 and i saw the notice recruiting people to play waterpolo for hall 2. Being my adventurous self, i went to sign up. and after 4 years of playing. i have to say i have never regretted my decision.
I have made alot of friends and learnt alot.
However, with the loss to hall 3 in the semi-finals would mean an end to my involvement with water-polo and IHG.
no more trainings and being fuck-ed by your captain.. hahahahaha
but i have to say it has been a good run this year with the matches that we won and i have to say i was lucky to have scored a few shots which i am quite proud of. at least all that effort was not put to waste. HAHAHAHA.

Good luck to the guys next year. hopefully they can win!! =)

leaving on a jetplane..

2010-01-25T01:18:00.001+08:00

People come and go..
But i sure hope that i would not be forgotten..

6 months is a long time.. :(
i hope you will have lots of fun over there!!

you will be sorely missed..

Dear Tailung

2010-01-15T01:11:00.003+08:00

I just realised we only had 1 outing after SU16..
DAMN JIALAT la!!
maybe i really too old liao.. no motivation to organise outings anymore..

ask that ikhtia to do then he always so lazy.. nerissa also.. tsk tsk.
like that how to be GL and programmer!?!! -.-"
hahahahahaha..
but nevermind i shall be nice.. will organise an outing for tailung soon!!
=)))))))))

Epic fail pics update!!

2010-01-15T01:04:00.002+08:00

This guy obviously cheated during his SWAT test.

I wonder which pet owners will visit this shop.

why Arsenal always win their matches.

This is what i call a beer belly..
lucky i dun drink that much beer.
hahahahaha

2010

2010-01-03T06:56:00.002+08:00

A new year deserves a new year resolution!!
however.. its time to recollect about 2009.
it has been a period of ups and downs for me i guess..
and most importantly i think it has been super eventful and dramatic.
To all my friends who have taken a fall in 2009, i pray for you that you will be able to pick yourself up and strive on in 2010!! =)
nothing is too big a problem when you rely on God! hehe

nevertheless i just hope that in 2010, i will be able to stand by my beliefs and live my life the way it should be. =)
and finish my stupid FYP!! hahahaha

Exams are over

2009-12-08T17:44:00.002+08:00

Its been a long time but exams are finally over.
still got one more obstacle before me. my FYP interim.
hope everything will go well.
nevertheless. i think i still need to get life going.
Going to perform at Sports Club Alumni Gathering.
Singing 3 songs. Collide. Every Little Thing. I wanna be there.
Hope that the people will be entertained!
Anyway SCAG will be at Timbre Mobile this year. (also dunno where is that but i heard its at East Coast)
Hoping to see my old friends there!! very long never see those graduated laojiaos and lao aunties! hahahahahaha

Christmas is coming soon!!
God Bless all of you!

失落非主流

2009-12-02T18:31:00.006+08:00

说好的幸福呢

作詞：方文山作曲：周杰倫

妳的回話凌亂著在這個時刻
我想起噴泉旁的白鴿甜蜜散落了

情緒莫名的拉扯我還愛妳呢
而妳斷斷續續唱著歌假裝沒事了

時間過了走了愛情面臨選擇妳冷了倦了我哭了
離開時的不快樂妳用卡片手寫著有些愛只給到這真的痛了

怎麼了妳累了說好的幸福呢
我懂了不說了愛淡了夢遠了
開心與不開心一一細數著妳再不捨
那些愛過的感覺都太深刻我都還記得

妳不等了說好的幸福呢
我錯了淚乾了放手了後悔了
只是回憶的音樂盒還旋轉著要怎麼停呢

妳的回話凌亂著在這個時刻
我想起噴泉旁的白鴿甜蜜散落了

情緒莫名的拉扯我還愛妳呢
而妳斷斷續續唱著歌假裝沒事了

時間過了走了愛情面臨選擇妳冷了倦了我哭了
離開時的不快樂妳用卡片手寫著有些愛只給到這真的痛了

怎麼了妳累了說好的幸福呢
我懂了不說了愛淡了夢遠了
開心與不開心一一細數著妳再不捨
那些愛過的感覺都太深刻我都還記得

妳不等了說好的幸福呢
我錯了淚乾了放手了後悔了
只是回憶的音樂盒還旋轉著要怎麼停呢

怎麼了妳累了說好的幸福呢
我懂了不說了愛淡了夢遠了我都還記得

妳不等了說好的幸福呢
我錯了淚乾了放手了後悔了
只是回憶的音樂盒還旋轉著要怎麼停呢

Day of reckoning

2009-11-30T14:31:00.004+08:00

3 more papers left to go.
1 more FYP report.

14th December.
The day of freedom.

Thank you God for answering my prayers.
In Him and through Him i can do all things.

A righteous man may have many troubles, but the LORD delivers him from them all;
Psalms 34:19

I miss hillsong conference

2009-11-24T00:22:00.002+08:00

One paper down

2009-11-23T17:12:00.001+08:00

today has been a good day!

Safety was easy.
just 5 more papers to go and one farking FYP.

=)

Breathe harder

2009-11-19T22:47:00.005+08:00

Something is wrong with me. I swear.

How many times does an average person need to make the same mistake before they finally learn their lesson?

I need to learn. desperately.

anyway check this blog out.
its quite cute. might cheer your day up!

www.milktoof.blogspot.com

joke time!!

2009-11-17T18:57:00.002+08:00

Someone told me this joke. quite funny.

Question: What can you not find on a new cruise ship?

Answer: A TV set!

why? because Xin Chuan Mei Dian Shi!!(MediaCorp in chinese)

Falling to pieces

2009-11-11T03:56:00.002+08:00

What am i supposed to do?
Like a broken glass, the pieces never gather
Words that were said but never came true
Weighted souls march calmly in the night
Sleepless days tell me nothing
we being. The discards of so many encounters.
leftovers. broken ladders to heavens.
The snake in our ammonia. Cleansing its venom.
Liars and friends still undecided.

I hope for the best

Exams

2009-11-05T18:43:00.001+08:00

less than 20 days to exams.

Come on Joel

You can do it. In Style.

Bowels Exercise

2009-10-27T16:07:00.002+08:00

Recently i suffered from a bout of diarrheao, diarrhoea, (i dunno how to spell it. but you get what i mean).
So yeah, i had the D-word and it was painful.
I finally understood the expression of shitting your bowels out because my asshole was damn farking painful from all the repetitive shitting and wiping of your asshole crap.
The worst part about having diarrhea was that constant "you wanna shit" feeling that makes you unable to leave your house or hall room without feeling secure of yourself because anytime while you are doing your things, may it be doing your homework or talking to your friends or standing in the elevator etc. THE STUPID SHIT JUST LEAKS OUT OF YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!
OMG. Farking dulan. The important thing is that i do not even know what i ate that gave me the runs.
But. there is some good thing about diarrhea. you do not feel hungry and so you lose weight!! hahahahahaha.

Nevertheless, after 2-3 days of constant shitting and wiping your arsehole until there is abrasion. I've finally conquered the stupid DIARRHEA(yeah! i've got the spelling right). So now i can eat properly and not having to eat just plain porridge which is just tasteless.

Time to make my life slight more exciting!!

Cannot wait for work and travel USA!! must find some time to tell my parents that i won't be coming back for convocation!! hahahahaha

Let the songs of heaven rise to You alone

2009-10-19T22:44:00.002+08:00

Something to share.
Love this song.
It has been on repeat on my itunes for the whole night already!!
Hahahahahaha
In Him my future is secured!! =))))

I love jibjab!!

2009-10-15T01:42:00.001+08:00

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!

Bored while studying.. so i made this video of my freshies.
Needless to say all of them do not have the hot bods that are in this video.
BUT they can always aim to have that kind of body. hahahahahaha
all of them are either too skinny or too FAT!!
ROFL.

ok back to studying

FYPFYPFYPFYPFYP

2009-10-07T20:30:00.001+08:00

FYP is the word.
The start and end of every NTU student's nightmare.
How i wish i didn't make that decision to do the direct honors programme. Why?
Because even if i completed my FYP i will also not get my honors so whats the point man?
Stupid shit.
Nevertheless i have to pass it or else i also cannot graduate.
F***ing stupid system.

STUDY HARD JOEL LI!!!

Amazing Grace

2009-10-05T03:29:00.003+08:00

Amazing grace
How sweet the sound
That saved a wretch like me
I once was lost, but now I'm found

Was blind, but now I see
'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear
And grace my fears relieved
How precious did that grace appear
The hour I first believed

My chains are gone
I've been set free
My God, my Savior has ransomed me
And like a flood His mercy rains
Unending love, Amazing grace

The Lord has promised good to me
His word my hope secures
He will my shield and portion be
As long as life endures

The earth shall soon dissolve like snow
The sun forbear to shine
But God, Who called me here below
Will be forever mine
Will be forever mine
You are forever mine

i love Jesus.
His grace is sufficient for you and me.

I love my Jesus!

2009-09-29T02:46:00.007+08:00

How fearfully and wonderfully we are made!! God is always there within us, holding us together!
I love Laminin!! hahahahahahaha

This video affirmed my faith in Jesus Christ the Almighty God.

I hope it will change yours.

Jesus loves everyone in this world no matter what. You just have to accept Him. =)

"¹⁶For by him all things were created: things in heaven and on earth, visible and invisible, whether thrones or powers or rulers or authorities; all things were created by him and for him. ¹⁷He is before all things, and in him all things hold together." Colossians 1:16-17

Ear Worms

2009-09-29T00:39:00.004+08:00

I have been getting ear worms recently.
Anyway if you do not what is earworms, based on wenlie's definition it means a specific song that refuses to get out of ur head. hahahahaha

Anyway this song has been stuck in my head so might as well just share it with everyone!!
its really a lovable song. sweet but too perfect.
i guess everyone wants to fall in love with their best friend.

Feeling happy for my friends Gladys and Eugene. I guess they can qualify as 2 good friends falling in love with each other? Anyway they will be getting married this year on 26th December!!
and i will be singing 3 songs during their wedding ceremony. hoping i dun screw it up!!
God bless the both of them!! will miss Eugene when he goes over to Australia to find Gladys after their wedding. :(

Mugging in hall now.
Dear God please give me an idea on how to start my FYP please.

2009-09-24T02:52:00.001+08:00

Epic Yoga Instructor Fail!!

2009-09-24T02:48:00.002+08:00

Band Boy wannabe

2009-09-24T02:16:00.002+08:00

Getting more and more addicted to my guitar!!
hahahaha.
I guess there is still a little more bit to go before i can play like Jimi Hendrix, Steve Vai, Slash etc..

Shall work hard!! now i know why Jasper always says he wants to be a band boy.

Last Minute in Action!!!

2009-09-10T02:40:00.001+08:00

its already 1 month into my final year!
haven got to doing any reading for my FYP yet..
so damn farking screwed.
Ball was a disaster for me. didn't manage to achieve what i set out to do.
too late for regrets already since its going to be my last camp.

Time to start my engines going!! =)

KFC vs Mac Donalds

2009-08-18T14:38:00.001+08:00

found this random shit online. quite funny.
imagine playing KOF or Street Fighters with this 2 characters.
ROFL!!!

reflections

2009-08-16T14:03:00.000+08:00

Maybe i sucked at being a CGL!! hahahaha

too many incidents have really showed me that despite all the achievements, SU16 itself was still a failure in a lot of aspects.

So it really proves that why i wasn't chosen as CGL when i was year 2. Maybe i'm not cut out for it then and now its still the same.

Nevertheless, i guess there are still a lot of things for me to learn despite being a senior and all.

I hope the debrief will be a good learning point for the junior GLs and bring SU17 to greater heights!! =)

First day of School

2009-08-13T11:30:00.002+08:00

Ok.
Officially i am a final year student.
1 more year in NTU. My sister is in NTU too.
So much has passed. but i have to say it has been enriching.

feels damn weird to be so relaxing..
I must pia damn hard for this final year.. must prove that i am not so cui.

SU16 Disney

2009-08-03T16:40:00.000+08:00

I have to say that my last camp is just the perfect ending i would have imagined for myself.
My freshies were wonderful and perfect. each with a unique individual element that brought the group to life. They never gave up in whatever they were doing and piah-ed all the way for Amazing Race and they got 1sT!!!
hahahahahahaha.
Disney won Best World! Disney won Best Finale!! Tailung won Best Group!! Tailung won Amazing Race!!
Dopey said that in history there were only 2 years where a world had a clean sweep of everything!! SU12 and SU16 Disney!!
Freaking awesome..
shall go bask in my awesomeness for a few days.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

2009-07-26T05:42:00.001+08:00

Nobody told me it was going to be this hard.
Jiayou!

What is the sex of the empty parking lot?

2009-07-22T00:47:00.002+08:00

i just heard this joke today. Courtesy of Becca. i found it hilarious. so must share it.

there was a grandma who wanted to go market to buy groceries
then she ask her grandson to fetch her and when they drove to the market and they wanted to park their car but then the carpark was damn full. :(
suddenly they saw an empty lot, sooo what is the Sex of the empty parking lot?

Ans: Female. why??
scroll down for answer...

becos Bo lan pa (bo lang park)

1 More week to SU16

2009-07-21T15:18:00.002+08:00

1 more week to SU16.
Supposed to be practicing for our performance. but turns out that attendance wasn't desirable.
Nevertheless i concentrated on studying for my Special semester examinations which is tomorrow.
Taking Eco-Architecture. Its really a stupid module. I S/U-ed it. I better get an S or i would be wasting $500 dollars.
Haiz. all of this time and effort in order to graduate in 4 years.
Internship at Exxon just ended on monday. Turns out i will need to go back again to do my presentation to my bosses. not really what i expected.
My colleagues told me that i have a chance of coming back which i feel is really impossible. Never once have my supervisor been impressed with me. LOL
ok. back to studying.

DISNEY!!!

2009-07-07T01:42:00.005+08:00

I love disney!!
Heighh Hoooo!!!!

Another stupid video

2009-07-05T01:17:00.002+08:00

Life gives you crap all the time.
You just have to know when to "siam"

Something for all guys attached or married

2009-06-28T00:17:00.002+08:00

I seriously wonder why is there a double standard all the time.
hahahahaha.
time for changes to be made!!

Church Camp Cum Taiwan Trip!!

2009-06-23T00:34:00.014+08:00

Ended my church camp and the 1st thing we did was to head out to the dessert stall next to Xin Dian Church.
The ice jelly with opium balls tasted damn good!!

This is a Mixed combination of everything!!

Normal Ice Jelly!!

Me, Eugene, Hui hui and Qilin.

Patricia and me. She is just damn piggish.

We headed out to Wulai after that and the first food we found there was this.
A mua chee thing but it was barbequed.
Eating one with sesame seasoning.

Eating the next one with cheese.
Sesame tasted better. AHAHHAHAHA.

With my mummy and qi-en.

Giving the sesame mua chee another bite.
just too damn good.

Then i saw the thing that i loved the most.
Wild boar sausage!! damn owning shit..

Sometimes you just have to shout and exclaim how good the sausage is.
I ate another 3 sticks after the previous stick. LOL

We were going to the hot springs in Wu Lai.
There were tonnes of people who wanted to do the same!!

Ok. Those things on the stick was even better.
It was wildboar meat wrapped with golden needle mushrooms then bbq-ed.
super delicious.
btw the other 2 pple in the picture is qi-en and qi-xian.
Poor qi-xian had to sleep with me in the same hotel room thru out the entire trip and also take the same flight with me back to singapore.

I had to eat it.

We saw some guys swinging with a rope over the river.
The waters were damn inviting.

The river that flows through Wu Lai Town.

Everyone satisfied after our Hot springs bath!!

i will name the people in the picture another day.
But i look damn shuai!! hahahaha

Having some yuan zhu min style dinner.
The bamboo rice was good. Wild boar meat was good too.
But my mum ordered damn alot of vegetables.
scared the shit out of everyone. LOL
all of them see the vegetables until scared.

My mum, auntie swee kiao, sarah and arin.

Everyone left Wu lai on cabs.
but the youngsters, meaning me and a few other people decided it would be more economical to take a bus and train.
anyway the cab down from wulai to our hotel was $40 sing dollars which was exorbitant compared to just $3 sing dollars taking bus and train.

Passed by the Taipei national theatre

Eugene, Qilin, Qixian, Me!

Qien, Qilin, Me!!, Qixian and Eugene.

We woke up the next day all prepared to go to Liu Fu Chun.
It was a damn famous themepark.
and the rides are so scary that it will make you shit your pants.

Ximen Ding in the day.

On the train ride to gong guan to take the liu fu chun shuttle bus.
From left to right
Isabelle, me, Qilin & Patricia.

Yeahhhhh we found the place to wait for the shuttle bus to come.
but turns out that the bus ride there needed 1 and half hours.
so even if we went there we would reach only ard 3plus pm and the themepark closed at 5pm.
I was damn disappointed but life has to go on and we went to shop at gong guan!!

We found a dessert stall that sold the famous mango ice dessert.

Kiwi Ice

All types of Fruits Ice. LOL

I had to eat more dessert to soothe my anger.
The weather was damn hot and i was still upset that we missed the themepark because the girls woke up too late and wasted too much time on changing.

It was good!

Mango tasted the best.

We had dinner at some Jap restaurant that sold fried stuff.
It was damn good.

Qixian and Eugene are both pointing to Pat's watch.
because it costs. $300 plus sing dollar.
DAMN EXPENSIVE!!

Satisfying dinner!!

Went to shilin night market after dinner and we had more food.
I played some games and i scored 10 for 10.
Won a big prize!!

Yes!! and the big prize is the rabbit in the picture.
wasted $5 dollars for it. LOL
but it felt damn good to shoot all the targets down in 1 go.
all my army training finally put to good use. hahahahahhahaa

And the next day we headed down to Jiu Fen!!
it was a place in the mountains and it used to be place where people mined for Gold.
now they just open stalls and earn tourists money.
but they still have some damn good food.

i dunno what i was doing.
WAHAHAHAHAHA

My ugly sister.

Rustic buildings.

Qilin's grandmother.
She is one hip grandma. damn funny.
always say damn funny stuff.

The old and the young both resting.
She was 85 and resting her aching knees.
i was 24 and resting my cui right knee.
stupid knee.

Went into some teahouse that had a balcony overlooking the valley.
We had tea and coffee while enjoying the view.

I think i look damn gay.

After Jiu fen, we went to yehliu Geopark to see the famous Queen head rock.
That is my pastor and his wife in the picture.

The heat was getting to us.
So we took a rest in the shade before venturing out into the beach to check out the rocks.

I dunno what happened here.

Me n Qilin

Mummy and Me!

My sister refused to take picture with me cos i was damn sweaty.
but i still dragged her under my armpit!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The weather was HOT!

Finally the queen head!!
can see the shape??

Camel Head. LOL

Our entourage of taxis bringing us around. 9 taxis in total!

Dinner at a seafood restaurant.

Our taxi uncle. damn knowledgable.

And we headed home the next day.
Found this random guy with a persimmon head.
i dun understand how can this be a mascot.
but basically he is just there to tell everyone there is free wireless in the airport.
hahahahahhaha.

Taiwan was damn fun.
have to go again some other day!!!
=))))))

Doing the Jung test

2009-06-03T00:56:00.007+08:00

ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population.

Take Free Jung Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Apparently i am an ESFP. Below is the description that i've found for my type. Basically ESFP personality people account for only 8.5% of the world's population!! hahahaha.

As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

ESFPs live in the world of people possibilties. They love people and new experiences. They are lively and fun, and enjoy being the center of attention. They live in the here-and-now, and relish excitement and drama in their lives.

ESFPs have very strong inter-personal skills, and may find themselves in the role of the peacemaker frequently. Since they make decisions by using their personal values, they are usually very sympathetic and concerned for other people's well-being. They're usually quite generous and warm. They are very observant about other people, and seem to sense what is wrong with someone before others might, responding warmly with a solution to a practical need. They might not be the best advice-givers in the world, because they dislike theory and future-planning, but they are great for giving practical care.

ESFP is definitely a spontaneous, optimistic individual. They love to have fun. If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.

For the ESFP, the entire world is a stage. They love to be the center of attention and perform for people. They're constantly putting on a show for others to entertain them and make them happy. They enjoy stimulating other people's senses, and are extremely good at it. They would love nothing more than for life to be a continual party, in which they play the role of the fun-loving host.

ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of their greatest gifts is their general acceptance of everyone. They are upbeat and enthusiastic, and genuinely like almost everybody. An ESFP is unfailingly warm and generous with their friends, and they generally treat everyone as a friend. However, once crosesed, an ESFP is likely to make a very strong and stubborn judgment against the person who crossed them. They are capable of deep dislike in such a situation.

The ESFP under a great deal of stress gets overwhelmed with negatives thoughts and possibilities. As an optimistic individual who lives in the world of possibilities, negative possibilities do not sit well with them. In an effort to combat these thoughts, they're likely to come up with simple, global statements to explain away the problem. These simplistic explanations may or may not truly get to the nature of the issue, but they serve the ESFP well by allowing them to get over it.

ESFPs are likely to be very practical, although they hate structure and routine. They like to "go with the flow", trusting in their ability to improvise in any situation presented to them. They learn best with "hands-on" experience, rather than by studying a book. They're uncomfortable with theory. If an ESFP hasn't developed their intuitive side, they may tend to avoid situations which involve a lot of theoretical thinking, or which are complex and ambiguous. For this reason, an ESFP may have difficulty in school. On the other hand, the ESFP does extremely well in situations where they're allowed to learn by interacting with others, or in which they "learn by doing".

ESFPs have a very well-developed appreciation for aesthetic beauty, and an excellent sense of space and function. If they have the means, they're likely to have to have many beautiful possessions, and an artfully furnished home. In general, they take great pleasure in objects of aesthetic beauty. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the finer things in life, such as good food and good wine.

The ESFP is a great team player. He or she is not likely to create any problems or fuss, and is likely to create the most fun environment possible for getting the task done. ESFPs will do best in careers in which they are able to use their excellent people skills, along with their abilities to meld ideas into structured formats. Since they are fast-paced individuals who like new experiences, they should choose careers which offer or require a lot of diversity, as well as people skills.

ESFPs usually like to feel strongly bonded with other people, and have a connection with animals and small children that is not found in most other types. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the beauties of nature as well.

The ESFP has a tremendous love for life, and knows how to have fun. They like to bring others along on their fun-rides, and are typically a lot of fun to be with. They're flexible, adaptable, genuinely interested in people, and usually kind-hearted. They have a special ability to get a lot of fun out of life, but they need to watch out for the pitfalls associated with living entirely in the moment.

Sound of Music in train station

2009-05-31T01:31:00.001+08:00

Super Massive Fatty to Super Duper Hunky

2009-05-25T20:32:00.003+08:00

I've decided to embark on a back to fitness regime after watching a documentary about ultra obese people. The amount of fat they have in their body is so much that they have trouble sleeping lying down as their muscles relax while sleeping and the huge amount of fats around their neck puts pressure on the neck such that the larynx is pressed down results in snoring and suffocation. damn scary. the worst is that the massive amount of weight causes the skeleton to deform and makes the victim very much susceptible to heart diseases.

Soooo.. Joel li the super massive fatty will no longer slack and start a spartan regime of eating normally but exercising every night for 3 months!!!! hahahahahaha. this time it will be super massive fatty to super yandao hunky!! hehehe.. stupid tummy!! u will never touch my thighs again!! woooshhh.. rock hard abs here i come baby...

An upset mother..

2009-05-20T23:15:00.004+08:00

Too funny not to share this with you guys.

I will give you 2 reasons why he married her.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Champions of the World!!

2009-05-17T22:57:00.002+08:00

One more match!!

2009-05-16T03:06:00.002+08:00

Wooo babyyy...
Just one more match to go and Manchester United are the EPL champions!!
I hope Arsenal will cui their ka chng again.
Adebayor will play like shit.
Toure will score another own goal.
Fabrgras will break his leg.
Glorry glorry man united!!

Super Massive Fatty bombom Joel

2009-05-16T02:59:00.004+08:00

YES!! Its official!! i am absurdly fat!!
no more handsome bod joel. only turdy lardy fatty looking joel left.
I cannot believe that i am actually weighing a slight over 80 kg now!! its just absolutely disgusting. The worse thing about being fat now is that i can't really do much about it to lower my weight because of my torn ligament.

Torn ACL = NO running = Fat ass growing = Tummy touching leg when sitting down

I really need to swim tomorrow. no more lazing in bed in the morning.

Anyway. side track abit. do you know what is queefing? hahahahahaha.
Queefing is the new black!! ROFL

ULTIMATE QUEEFING SUEI

2009-05-13T23:30:00.002+08:00

Today was a suei day.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!

BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.

Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.

Long awaited post

2009-05-11T01:26:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I realised that after so long i never actually wrote something down about how i felt about him.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. No matter how "good" you are. you really a son of a bitch.
I hope you bloody farking rot in hell. yeah.
FUCK YOU Mr. WH. and i say again. FUCK YOU.
I just wish you weren't fucking born in this world.
If its not because of the fact that i shouldn't cause a scene that would make her feel awkward. That day when i sat your car, i would have busted it with a fucking chair or brick or something and then stick your fucking dick up your own arse.

I really want to continue cursing you. but i feel we do not want to bring in parents.
so i shall leave it as it is. surprisingly it feels good after all this is written out.
ok. maybe it doesn't really feel good because its causing me to remember all the stuff that i've tried so hard to ignore and forget.
Nevermind.
got to work tomorrow!!
nights nights

Temporary Loss

2009-05-09T09:12:00.002+08:00

Today she will be gone. 3 months loss.
I wonder how it will be like during this absence.
but i have to say i will miss her although the feelings might not be mutual.
maybe i am really stupid for being having so much hope.
even when things just don't seem to be in my favour.
Whatever it is i hope she will be having a great experience over there.
If you are reading this. Please take care of yourself and don't fall sick. =)
I will be awaiting your return!! *grin*

buy souvenirs for me ok? hehehe.

Rome here we come!!

2009-05-06T15:56:00.002+08:00

Glory Glory Man United!!
hahahahahaha.. Rome here we come!!
never expected Manchester to trash Arsenal 3-1.
poor fletcher will have to sit out the finals.
but he will get to kiss the champions league trophy!!

absence

2009-05-06T15:39:00.002+08:00

I was away over the weekend.
Missed lots of activities. GL outing. Disney outing.
Just wanna say a big sorry.

Actually the reason for my absence was the fact that my grammy in Malaysia passed away.
It was quite saddening as she was a sweet old woman who always smiled when we visited her.
She suffered from dementia for the past few years, thus repeating answers to her questions was a norm. but everyone still did it patiently.
I could see everyone in my family loved her. especially my dad, a man of steel, who teared during her funeral.
The whole wake was a 5 day affair and it was tiring. I had to stay up for 3 nights consecutively doing what the old people call "shou ye" which means guarding the night.
Since my grammy's coffin was placed in the living room of my grandpa house. So the grandchildren had to stay up the whole night to ensure nobody steals from the house as the door couldn't be locked.
Things will not be the same without her. i will miss calling "ah ma" whenever i go back to penang.
May her soul rest in peace.

Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

2009-04-28T01:33:00.004+08:00

Was talking to my freshie helmet Tan over msn.

Turns out he has a fetish for big boobs women.

example. Ann Kok, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith etc.

And one thing about all this women that have in common is that..

they are all aunties.

I seriously think he has a fetish for big boobs aunties!

*maybe thats why he broke up. LOL

hahahahahaha.

I think when he was young he didn't suckle enough.

Maybe thats why now he has this yearning for it.

Then he talked about the recent Star Awards.

It wasn't the young girls that caught his eye.

Turns out he was staring the whole night

with his mouth salivating over this woman.

Chen Mei Feng.

Apparently she wore a dress that night that was so revealing

that her boobs were totally spilling all over the place.

In case you are wondering who is Chen Mei Feng.

I have a picture for you. LOL

courtesy of Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Glory GLory Man United!!

2009-04-26T02:33:00.003+08:00

Being a Manchester United fan is definitely more exciting than sitting a roller coaster!! hahahaha..
We played tottenham hotspurs tonight and never did i expect man utd to be trailing 2-0 after 1st half. really played like shit. but then aik leong told me on msn that once upon a time man utd fought back 3-0 down to 5-3. LOL
turns out they really fought back from 2-0 to 5-2!! ROFL. Spurs really need to learn how to play soccer. Poor eddy. spurs fans are always depressed over the weekend. Anyway, will try to look for the goals online and post the clips here!!!
MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER!! FARK LOSERPOOL!!

newest Gotcha in town.. Hilarious

2009-04-23T00:14:00.004+08:00

Chanced upon this guy Jamie Kennedy on youtube.
Hilarious.
Damn zai pranks.
Enjoy.

SU16

2009-04-17T23:11:00.003+08:00

I am SU 16 CGL.
but i feel like a total failure.
all the people quitting and stuff.

its really feeling damn sian.
but i think i got the killer blow today.

just felt that all i've believed in Sports Camp is a facade.
Anyway.

I will just do my job and make sure the camp is a success.
This is really a different era.
There is just too much difference in mentality.
even seniors.

All the talk about passion for SU.
Please look through your camp photos and remember all the wonderful memories that you have collected and shared with your fellow freshies.
I just hope that all of you will see the bigger picture and not put your little whims and whamsies before that. when you took up the responsibility of a GL, i wish you could just remember what you said to the camp chair when you ran for the post.
Please do not say 1 and do 2.
Its really damn fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
Yeah.
one last thing.
SU 16. Woooosh!!

Peanut Butter and Jam

2009-04-17T00:07:00.009+08:00

Anyway i watched the latest episode of HIMYM.
and in that episode Barney told Lily a GREAT joke which made her so pissed that she ignored the gang for 4 weeks.
But the thing was that joke was muted in the show.
And I had to know what was that joke about. LOL
so i went to google about it.
Turns out that it was really damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So for everyone who wanted to know what the joke was about.
I have posted a joke that talks about the same peanut butter and jam.
hahahaha.
Stupidest joke ever heard!!!
Enjoy!!

Joke: What is the difference between peanut butter and jam??
Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

Peanut butter & jam

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

If I Was Your Man - Joe

2009-04-14T00:55:00.007+08:00

Girl I'm so tired of things

I just wanna settle down

I swear to you I've changed

Baby why you buggin out

I know that I put you through hell

You deserve to be with someone else

But I gotta be straight upStraight up

Girl I just wanna kiss and make up

We done been through a lot of things

How do you throw that away

You were the heart of me

Can't believe you'd let it break

Tell me why you won't let em go

You can say what you want but I know

Baby no more lies

I'ma keep it real this time

Help me understand

What I'm saying ain't getting through

Why I can't be your man

When I'd give up the world for you

Girl I'll do the best I can

Love you forever that's what I'd do

If I was your man

Nice song. It has been on repeat on my computer the whole night. Finally a song that can represent how i am feeling now. I hope you understand.

easter

2009-04-13T19:10:00.004+08:00

Easter was good!! hahaha
ok. it was not that good. but i had a good dinner.
tried to invite her to church but she didn't want to go.
no choice. I guess exams still more important.

There was no easter bunnies or easter eggs but we had brownies to give away at our church.
my sister baked them. i cannot believe she can bake. LOL must be qi-en help her.
My dad performed in like an old people choir. hahaha. really quite nice to see him serving in church. will be posting up the video once i find my data cable. Hahahaha
Lots of people turned up. i just pray and hope that the seeds are planted in their hearts.

Started playing jamlegend.
Its abit dumb but the songs are not bad. trying to see if i can use my rumblepad to play it rather than using the stupid keyboard.
Check out this link if you are interested. its abit like guitar heroes. but the songs are good i have to say.
http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/273327

Nostalgia

2009-04-09T19:05:00.002+08:00

Been looking through all the photos in my computer yesterday and the videos that i have kept and stocked up over the years.
Stuff from when i was in year 1-3.
Even stuff before when i came to NTU.
It just really struck me how much i missed the old times.
When i could really truly laugh happily.
So much have changed since then and i can only say that it was a wonderful time back then.
I am going to miss you.
I am going to miss all my friends.
I am going to miss all the innocent times.
I guess growing up is really a pain in the ass.

Manchester United Forever!!

2009-04-07T00:40:00.000+08:00

Manchester United v Aston Villa

Read this off the web

2009-04-05T22:11:00.000+08:00

This is just absolute cock.
Some people in the world are just damn full of nonsense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Funniest dance ever.

2009-04-05T02:39:00.001+08:00

http://www.wimp.com/funniestdance/

Get my mind together

2009-04-04T21:31:00.002+08:00

its already been 3 weeks since then.
I've been trying to let myself feel unaffected but its not really working.
Starting to look at people in different light.
hahaha. I think i really need to get my mind together and pull myself through this.
If i still cannot make a decision sooner or later. I swear i will kill someone.

Next week is going to be a damn slack week.
My boss is leaving for business trip the entire week!!! hahahaha
damn shiok man.
Shall take the time to do my IA report or something.

I just went to Keppel Bay for dinner with my intern friends from ExxonMobil.
It really is a great place for bringing a girl to dinner.
quite romantic, good food and great view.
To top it all the place is constantly windy. damn shiok!!
Exams in NTU will be coming soon.
should be in 2 weeks time or so. hahhahaahaha
lucky i am not affected this semester. can slack abit.

Some humore

2009-03-31T00:30:00.004+08:00

Middle age men's salvation.

All the Gay pubs should have this in their toilets.
They will stay in the toilet the whole day man.
LOL

Dunno what does this mean.
Maybe if u touch press 3 of those buttons at the same time.
The girl will explode!!
HAHAHAHAHA

I will drink this milk everyday man!! hahaha

I wonder who wears this?

Wooohooo!! got to get myself one of this!!

Best!! if only there was a T shirt with this logo!!

To her

2009-03-27T14:38:00.006+08:00

It hurts.. it really does..
Now i finally realise how painful it actually is..
I am really sorry if you experienced so much pain in the past.
Although i never did do anything wrong..
But just 2nd guessing or baseless assumptions still hurt.

I am broken now.
Only you can mend me back.

1st May 2005.
27th Dec 2007.
I will remember these 2 days all my life no matter the ending.

Dear God

2009-03-27T02:57:00.003+08:00

I feel like an idiot.
Maybe this is the consequence that I've always preached about.
Now it is happening to me.
Mistakes that just keep piling up will one day fall on you and engulf you and drown you.
No matter how much you struggle to swim to the surface, you will never reach it.
You can only stare at the glimmering surface under the pale moon light hoping that someone will stretch out that hand to save you.
Light distorts and your consciousness leaves you.
Your life fades before your eyes, your memories running like an old motion film flashing frame by frame until it finally dies out into pitch black darkness.
I have never regretted whatever i've done but this time i really wish i could turn back time and relive my life and change my choices.
But its all too late. all too late.
I hope a miracle happens.
i really do.
Dear God.
Please help me.
Help me make the right decisions again.
Light my path with Your lamp.
Take my right hand and guide me as i walk this path alone.
I will not falter I will not stumble.
I will pick myself up from where I've fallen.
This time I will stay close to You.

Coming Soon..

2009-03-24T21:01:00.004+08:00

This is one of the sickest movie ever filmed.

It was scare factor right from the start to finish.

I recommend everyone with a strong heart to watch it.

This is a must watch for all horror fans!!

Scary shit

My Co Yvonne

2009-03-21T02:49:00.003+08:00

I was talking to my Co-GL yvonne just now.

I saw her msn picture and she looks like a chubby chubby white babe like this:

Damn fair and cute right?
So i asked her why she so dark now?
turns out that when she was young she always follow her father and mother go kite surfing at the beach.
So being a swaku (mountain tortoise) as always.
i asked what is kite surfing.
Turns out it is actually like this!! (see below)

OMG. her parents are damn cool right.
I can never imagine my friends doing that.
let alone both my parents.
So i came to conclusion that Yvonne's parents are damn cool.
how i wish i could kite surf. must be hell of an adrenaline rush.
Riding 20 metres tall waves and surfing like a king.
DAMNNNNN COOOOOLLLL!!!!

Forgotten Newton Laws

2009-03-18T19:51:00.001+08:00

Some Laws that Newton forgot....
trust me you will find each one absolutely true.

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Manchester United versus Liverpool

2009-03-14T23:05:00.000+08:00

I HATE LIVERPOOL!!
anyway i think fergurson was too fucking arrogant.
that is why manchester united lost 4-1.
WTF man.

I hope this is a wake up call for Manchester United.
Played like total losers.

Right or Left Brain

2009-03-12T00:34:00.002+08:00

Left Hemisphere Style	Right Hemisphere Style
Rational Responds to verbal instructions Problem solves by logically and sequentially looking at the parts of things Looks at differences Is planned and structured Prefers established, certain information Prefers talking and writing Prefers multiple choice tests Controls feelings Prefers ranked authority structures	Intuitive Responds to demonstrated instructions Problem solves with hunches, looking for patterns and configurations Looks at similarities Is fluid and spontaneous Prefers elusive, uncertain information Prefers drawing and manipulating objects Prefers open ended questions Free with feelings Prefers collegial authority structures
Sequential Is a splitter: distinction important Is logical, sees cause and effect	Simultaneous Is a lumper: connectedness important Is analogic, sees correspondences, resemblances
Draws on previously accumulated, organized information	Draws on unbounded qualitative patterns that are not organized into sequences, but that cluster around images

After doing the test. turns out that i am totally a right brainer.
Always thought that i was a very logical person.
Perhaps i do not know myself very well.
Do try the test out if you have the time.
http://www.web-us.com/BRAIN/braindominance.htm

Below are my results:

Type of Cognitive Processing	Brief Description
Holisitc	Processing information from whole to part; sees the big picture first, not the details.
Random	Processing information with out priority, jumps form one task to another.
Concrete	Processes things that can be seen , or touched - real objects.
Intuitive	Processes information based on whether or not it feels right know answer but not sure how it was derived.
Nonverbal	Processes thought as illustrations.
Fantasy-Oriented	Processes information with creativity; less focus on rules and regulations

The problem with right brainers are that all these thinking methodology are totally useless in the classroom. It is always the left brain that is at an advantage when studying for exams.
No wonder i always suck at studying. haha.

Guitar boy

2009-02-14T20:28:00.002+08:00

Wow. its really long since i last blogged. hahaha
i guess ever since i took down my tag board i've been quite lazy to update my blog as i am not sure if people are reading. hahahaha
but nevertheless i shall blog as and when i feel like it!!
its Valentine's day today!! all the best to all the couples out there!!

I just bought my 1st guitar in my entire life yesterday. I've always wanted to learn but i've procrastinated so long until yesterday. I guess it really took me 10 years before setting myself down to learn the guitar. LOL
Its really damn hard and pressing the strings are giving me sore fingers. :(
i wonder how long i will need to take before i can play like the professionals or maybe i just totally dun have the ability to play. hahaha. then my beautiful Maestro guitar will just be a decoration on my wall.

lazy to take pictures now. but when i feel like it i will post up some pictures of my guitar!
hahaha as for now i will need to go bug jasper or adam to give me guitar lessons FOC! hahahahahahahahaha.
May God bless all of us!

Last Minute

2009-01-16T23:04:00.002+08:00

Performed at Canteen A this thursday for Sports Expose. I think i sang quite cui. hahahahaha.
really have to improve my singing or should i say control my voice.
anyway tuesday have to show my boss my wonderful interactive worksheet that he told me create for Claims in Customer Feedback. Its wonderful done but pathetically working. something is wrong with the macros and i just couldn't figure out whats wrong with my programming formula.
i am so screwed.. :(
can't wait to get my pay and buy my 1st ever guitar. lol. abit late to start learning but better late than never!! hahahaha i hope my enthusiasm last me through all the practicing until i can perform!

Clearly depressed

2009-01-06T19:40:00.004+08:00

After 3 weeks at work, i can only come to 1 conclusion and that is: I am CUI!
I wonder if it is because i do not put enough effort or i am just plain stupid or i just do not understand what my boss wants me to do. Maybe i just do not see the purpose in him wanting me to create that bloody form with freaking microsoft excel. Maybe you don't even have to do a stupid form when you are just creating extra work. WTF WTF!!
I always thought since my studies are not that good, i will be better at hands on stuff. Turns out I am proven wrong. again. and again. seriously i need to buck up.
I really need to pay someone with damn good programming skills to create those godamn macros or else my ass is really toasted.
$1200 is really hard money man. :(

Going to be singing for Sports Exposé soon. On Jan 14th and 15th.
I hope i won't cui again. my voice please don't give up on me...

Exams Results Are Out!

2008-12-29T22:22:00.001+08:00

I GOT A FREAKING C+ FOR MY LAB!!
OMG!!!! I HATE ARVIND!!!!