IHG GOLD MEDAL!!

My first IHG gold medal!! haha

1st for 4x50m freestyle relay!!
but among all the 4 swimmers i am the slowest. LOL

I hope we will win again next year!!

Please Call 999 If you see this bloody Mud terrorist

I finally received the MMS from the police.
I thought they didn't send me cos i wasn't a good citizen. :((
Please look closely at Mr Mas Selamat.
He might be disguised now.
And he is worth $12000. wooohooo
I got to start a Mas Selamat search soon. lol

Mas Selamat
Mas Turbate
Mas Cherano
What a stupid name!! MWAHAHA

Cell group

This is Krystal. She is my cell group leader.
My first ever cell group meeting in school.
It was quite interesting as we discussed about the book of Deuteronomy.
I hope i have the discipline to keep attending and most importantly read the bible.
=))))

NVM 08

Constance and me at the event ground at approx 1am.

Jacqueline took part in the open category race with the programmers.
they were shagged out. damn cui. hahaha
i am smiling like an idiot cos i had a pancake in my mouth.

The best memory in NVM 08.
my first ever traffic accident in my 23 years of life.
I "buanged" my lorry. I still cannot believe that it happened.
haiz. but i know it will follow with me.
Joel aka buang kia. Stupid Kopi-O.
people will fear for their lives when they sit in my lorry. :(((
nevertheless. the money to repair the lorry will cost a bomb.
i hope i do learn from my lesson.
God please do not let this ever happen to me again!!

My ancient symbol

Apparently my ancient symbol is this.
The comedian. but i think it means ugly.
No wonder so many people keep saying i am ugly.
:(((((((((

My 1st Bike Rally 2008 meeting and islandwide publicity

We went to SIM to give them our posters and regi forms.
Their main hall is FREAKING HUGE!! omg..

The 3 talkative and full of complains ladies at the back of my car.
Peiyi who has the ability to create noises of frequencies only dogs can hear,
Siqi aka the secretary
and Marianne aka our beautiful Co chair with ALOT of milk. hahaha

Mr Beh Jing Quan. My navigator.
He has damn long and unkempt hair.

We went to SMU also and Marianne met her boyfriend. haha
she loves old and bald men. lucky for us.

Guess who i saw on 1 of the noticeboards in SMU.
Mr Han Jun Kwang aka hum jim peng.
He stills look damn cock. LOL


The minutes of the last meeting.
Look at my name that is highlighted.
then look at my position.
My all time favourite Log Officer!! Fuck you.

My Co Log. Weiquan.
He is the Sports King of SU15.
So as his Co Log. I think i should be worthy enough to be called Prince.

Look at all the rubbish on the table. It was such a distraction.
We should pile it up higher so that Ivan cannot see me during the next meeting.
Then i can do my own things or sleep. haha

Sunday night

This is my 1st time using a Mont Blanc pen.
It was borrowed from Rachelle.
Apparently the pen is made in China and cost on 50cents.
hahahahahaha.

The beautiful bird shit "china" pen.
Pink colour some more. hahaha damn gay.

I wonder if u guys still remember the show "Captain Planet"?
hahaha. This ring resembles the water ring.

I'm an ass

Talking to a friend today made me realise something.
That i've been an insensitive and irresponsible bastard.
I can really see how alot of things that God is speaking to me.

I'm truly sorry for all the things i have done
or to hurt the people around me.

Sorry is really insufficient to make up for the damage i've done.
i really hope there is some other way.
i guess i'm really a selfish bastard at times.
its time to wake up Joel.

i guess things will never be the same anymore.

On The Car

On the way to work today on a car!! shiok!!
no need to take the stupid train down to somerset.
and i found a wonderful present on the car.
But i think i look nicer in aviators rather than oakleys. =)

Best I Ever Had

One of the best songs i ever heard.
To all the people with broken hearts.

"Best I Ever Had (Grey Sky Morning)"

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

Nothing's quite the same now
I just say your name now

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't want me back
You're just the best I ever had

So you stole my world
Now I'm just a phony
Remembering the girl
Leaves me down and lonely

Send it in a letter
Make yourself feel better

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
You don't need me back
You're just the best I ever had

And it may take some time to
Patch me up inside
But I can't take it so I
Run away and hide
And I may find in time that
You were always right
You're always right

So you sailed away
Into a grey sky morning
Now I'm here to stay
Love can be so boring

What was it you wanted
Could it be I'm haunted

[Chorus]
But it's not so bad
You're only the best I ever had
I don't want you back
You're just the best I ever had
The best I ever had
The best I ever

Temptation

Do not flatter yourself that you can hold out against temptation's power. Secret lusts lie lurking in your own heart which will never give up until they are either destroyed or satisfied. In theory we abhor lustful thoughts, but once temptation enters our hearts, all contrary reason is overcome and silenced.

I love my work place

Hehe. I met a new friend at work today!!
her name is "dolly" and she loves me too.
hahahahahahahahahaha.

I got punctured a hole in the arm by a broken glass bottle while throwing rubbish.
I love throwing rubbish. tmd. they should have medical coverage at the pub.

Sponge Bob

Spongebob has such a small ass and yet it tears his pants. haha.

CNY in malaysia

Drove for one whole night before reaching Penang.
we reached at around 6am in the morning on monday itself before sleeping the whole day away.
Surf and Sweat the day before made me damn tired. tmd. stupid strongest man competition.

Took a rest out at the back yard of my grandpa's house.

Wonderful toilets.
You have to bathe by scooping water from a big container.

This is how the house looks from the front.
i helped to arrange all the flowers outside the door.

My nephew. damn cute.
forgot his name. but he looks super tan.
I think he will grow up to be damn shuai like me.

I got bitten by an insect while sleeping at night.
Gave me a wonderful kiss that left me a pus filled boil.
Made my lips all swollen. WTF.

The living room. See the cement floor.
its super comfortable to sleep in it. damn cooling.

This is where i sleep. so comfortable.

My Ah Gong and Ah Ma. haha.
they are very old. but lovable.

1 last picture of me.
It was sweltering hot over at Penang.
but it was a good chinese new year.

Gone to Malaysia

I will be gone to malaysia for Chinese New Year celebrations!!
will be back on the 10th of Feb. haha. tag me if u wan any souvenirs ok?

A sketch of me

My freshie Cheeyong aka THE NOOB drew this for me.
Apparently thats what he thinks of me.
I look so yandao. hahaha.
Anyway BB stands for BodyBeautiful.
So i am Joel the BodyBeautiful Man.
Saving the day with his beautiful middle fingers. LOL

More baby hamsters

My baby hamsters decided to climb all over my notes.

They decided to sleep on my hand.
I had a split second thought of squashing all of them flat.
hahahahaha.

They are so cute.
I just can't stop taking photos of them!

Happy Belated Birthday Mummy

Today we celebrated my mum's birthday.
Slightly belated but it was ok becos i gave her a wonderful gift.
I made it all by myself. hahaha.
I love my mummy.

Baby Hamsters

My dear Tafen. The proud mother of 5 baby hamsters.

These are the babies at about 1 week plus old.
When they were born, they were all pink and naked.
Looked like gummy bears. Yum yum.
But i couldn't take a photo of them as Tafen tried to bite me.
Stupid hamsters.

Crouching babies Hidden hamsters.

Frolicking together.
They are so lovable.

Took one out from the cage for a close up shot. They are unable to open their eyes yet. I think the eyeballs are not yet developed. They make a lot of noise when i accidentally dropped one from my hand. hahahahaha. They are just so damn cute. Please do drop by my room if u wanna look at them before they grow up to become ugly hamsters like my Commando and Tafen.

Sometimes i really just wish everything can just be destroyed and burn away from the face of earth. Just like a sparkler. gone in flash. Maybe some of them should just disappear from the face of the earth. Away from me. Goodbye.