Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Was talking to my freshie helmet Tan over msn.

Turns out he has a fetish for big boobs women.

example. Ann Kok, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith etc.

And one thing about all this women that have in common is that..

they are all aunties.

I seriously think he has a fetish for big boobs aunties!

*maybe thats why he broke up. LOL

hahahahahaha.

I think when he was young he didn't suckle enough.

Maybe thats why now he has this yearning for it.

Then he talked about the recent Star Awards.

It wasn't the young girls that caught his eye.

Turns out he was staring the whole night

with his mouth salivating over this woman.

Chen Mei Feng.

Apparently she wore a dress that night that was so revealing

that her boobs were totally spilling all over the place.

In case you are wondering who is Chen Mei Feng.

I have a picture for you. LOL

courtesy of Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Glory GLory Man United!!

Being a Manchester United fan is definitely more exciting than sitting a roller coaster!! hahahaha..
We played tottenham hotspurs tonight and never did i expect man utd to be trailing 2-0 after 1st half. really played like shit. but then aik leong told me on msn that once upon a time man utd fought back 3-0 down to 5-3. LOL
turns out they really fought back from 2-0 to 5-2!! ROFL. Spurs really need to learn how to play soccer. Poor eddy. spurs fans are always depressed over the weekend. Anyway, will try to look for the goals online and post the clips here!!!
MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER!! FARK LOSERPOOL!!

newest Gotcha in town.. Hilarious

Chanced upon this guy Jamie Kennedy on youtube.
Hilarious.
Damn zai pranks.
Enjoy.

SU16

I am SU 16 CGL.
but i feel like a total failure.
all the people quitting and stuff.

its really feeling damn sian.
but i think i got the killer blow today.

just felt that all i've believed in Sports Camp is a facade.
Anyway.

I will just do my job and make sure the camp is a success.
This is really a different era.
There is just too much difference in mentality.
even seniors.

All the talk about passion for SU.
Please look through your camp photos and remember all the wonderful memories that you have collected and shared with your fellow freshies.
I just hope that all of you will see the bigger picture and not put your little whims and whamsies before that. when you took up the responsibility of a GL, i wish you could just remember what you said to the camp chair when you ran for the post.
Please do not say 1 and do 2.
Its really damn fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
Yeah.
one last thing.
SU 16. Woooosh!!

Peanut Butter and Jam

Anyway i watched the latest episode of HIMYM.
and in that episode Barney told Lily a GREAT joke which made her so pissed that she ignored the gang for 4 weeks.
But the thing was that joke was muted in the show.
And I had to know what was that joke about. LOL
so i went to google about it.
Turns out that it was really damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So for everyone who wanted to know what the joke was about.
I have posted a joke that talks about the same peanut butter and jam.
hahahaha.
Stupidest joke ever heard!!!
Enjoy!!






















Joke: What is the difference between peanut butter and jam??
Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.


Peanut butter & jam

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

If I Was Your Man - Joe

Girl I'm so tired of things

I just wanna settle down

I swear to you I've changed

Baby why you buggin out

I know that I put you through hell

You deserve to be with someone else

But I gotta be straight upStraight up

Girl I just wanna kiss and make up

We done been through a lot of things

How do you throw that away

You were the heart of me

Can't believe you'd let it break

Tell me why you won't let em go

You can say what you want but I know

Baby no more lies

I'ma keep it real this time

Help me understand

What I'm saying ain't getting through

Why I can't be your man

When I'd give up the world for you

Girl I'll do the best I can

Love you forever that's what I'd do

If I was your man

If I was your man

If I was your man

Nice song. It has been on repeat on my computer the whole night. Finally a song that can represent how i am feeling now. I hope you understand.

easter

Easter was good!! hahaha
ok. it was not that good. but i had a good dinner.
tried to invite her to church but she didn't want to go.
no choice. I guess exams still more important.

There was no easter bunnies or easter eggs but we had brownies to give away at our church.
my sister baked them. i cannot believe she can bake. LOL must be qi-en help her.
My dad performed in like an old people choir. hahaha. really quite nice to see him serving in church. will be posting up the video once i find my data cable. Hahahaha
Lots of people turned up. i just pray and hope that the seeds are planted in their hearts.

Started playing jamlegend.
Its abit dumb but the songs are not bad. trying to see if i can use my rumblepad to play it rather than using the stupid keyboard.
Check out this link if you are interested. its abit like guitar heroes. but the songs are good i have to say.
http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/273327

Nostalgia

Been looking through all the photos in my computer yesterday and the videos that i have kept and stocked up over the years.
Stuff from when i was in year 1-3.
Even stuff before when i came to NTU.
It just really struck me how much i missed the old times.
When i could really truly laugh happily.
So much have changed since then and i can only say that it was a wonderful time back then.
I am going to miss you.
I am going to miss all my friends.
I am going to miss all the innocent times.
I guess growing up is really a pain in the ass.

Manchester United Forever!!

Manchester United v Aston Villa

Read this off the web

This is just absolute cock.
Some people in the world are just damn full of nonsense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Funniest dance ever.

http://www.wimp.com/funniestdance/

Get my mind together

its already been 3 weeks since then.
I've been trying to let myself feel unaffected but its not really working.
Starting to look at people in different light.
hahaha. I think i really need to get my mind together and pull myself through this.
If i still cannot make a decision sooner or later. I swear i will kill someone.

Next week is going to be a damn slack week.
My boss is leaving for business trip the entire week!!! hahahaha
damn shiok man.
Shall take the time to do my IA report or something.

I just went to Keppel Bay for dinner with my intern friends from ExxonMobil.
It really is a great place for bringing a girl to dinner.
quite romantic, good food and great view.
To top it all the place is constantly windy. damn shiok!!
Exams in NTU will be coming soon.
should be in 2 weeks time or so. hahhahaahaha
lucky i am not affected this semester. can slack abit.

Some humore

Middle age men's salvation.

All the Gay pubs should have this in their toilets.
They will stay in the toilet the whole day man.
LOL

Dunno what does this mean.
Maybe if u touch press 3 of those buttons at the same time.
The girl will explode!!
HAHAHAHAHA

I will drink this milk everyday man!! hahaha

I wonder who wears this?

Wooohooo!! got to get myself one of this!!

Best!! if only there was a T shirt with this logo!!

To her

It hurts.. it really does..
Now i finally realise how painful it actually is..
I am really sorry if you experienced so much pain in the past.
Although i never did do anything wrong..
But just 2nd guessing or baseless assumptions still hurt.

I am broken now.
Only you can mend me back.

1st May 2005.
27th Dec 2007.
I will remember these 2 days all my life no matter the ending.

Dear God

I feel like an idiot.
Maybe this is the consequence that I've always preached about.
Now it is happening to me.
Mistakes that just keep piling up will one day fall on you and engulf you and drown you.
No matter how much you struggle to swim to the surface, you will never reach it.
You can only stare at the glimmering surface under the pale moon light hoping that someone will stretch out that hand to save you.
Light distorts and your consciousness leaves you.
Your life fades before your eyes, your memories running like an old motion film flashing frame by frame until it finally dies out into pitch black darkness.
I have never regretted whatever i've done but this time i really wish i could turn back time and relive my life and change my choices.
But its all too late. all too late.
I hope a miracle happens.
i really do.
Dear God.
Please help me.
Help me make the right decisions again.
Light my path with Your lamp.
Take my right hand and guide me as i walk this path alone.
I will not falter I will not stumble.
I will pick myself up from where I've fallen.
This time I will stay close to You.

Coming Soon..

This is one of the sickest movie ever filmed.

It was scare factor right from the start to finish.

I recommend everyone with a strong heart to watch it.

This is a must watch for all horror fans!!

Scary shit

My Co Yvonne

I was talking to my Co-GL yvonne just now.

I saw her msn picture and she looks like a chubby chubby white babe like this:

Damn fair and cute right?
So i asked her why she so dark now?
turns out that when she was young she always follow her father and mother go kite surfing at the beach.
So being a swaku (mountain tortoise) as always.
i asked what is kite surfing.
Turns out it is actually like this!! (see below)

OMG. her parents are damn cool right.
I can never imagine my friends doing that.
let alone both my parents.
So i came to conclusion that Yvonne's parents are damn cool.
how i wish i could kite surf. must be hell of an adrenaline rush.
Riding 20 metres tall waves and surfing like a king.
DAMNNNNN COOOOOLLLL!!!!

Forgotten Newton Laws

Some Laws that Newton forgot....
trust me you will find each one absolutely true.

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Manchester United versus Liverpool

I HATE LIVERPOOL!!
anyway i think fergurson was too fucking arrogant.
that is why manchester united lost 4-1.
WTF man.

I hope this is a wake up call for Manchester United.
Played like total losers.

Right or Left Brain

Left Hemisphere Style	Right Hemisphere Style
Rational Responds to verbal instructions Problem solves by logically and sequentially looking at the parts of things Looks at differences Is planned and structured Prefers established, certain information Prefers talking and writing Prefers multiple choice tests Controls feelings Prefers ranked authority structures	Intuitive Responds to demonstrated instructions Problem solves with hunches, looking for patterns and configurations Looks at similarities Is fluid and spontaneous Prefers elusive, uncertain information Prefers drawing and manipulating objects Prefers open ended questions Free with feelings Prefers collegial authority structures
Sequential Is a splitter: distinction important Is logical, sees cause and effect	Simultaneous Is a lumper: connectedness important Is analogic, sees correspondences, resemblances
Draws on previously accumulated, organized information	Draws on unbounded qualitative patterns that are not organized into sequences, but that cluster around images

After doing the test. turns out that i am totally a right brainer.
Always thought that i was a very logical person.
Perhaps i do not know myself very well.
Do try the test out if you have the time.
http://www.web-us.com/BRAIN/braindominance.htm


Below are my results:

Type of Cognitive Processing	Brief Description
Holisitc	Processing information from whole to part; sees the big picture first, not the details.
Random	Processing information with out priority, jumps form one task to another.
Concrete	Processes things that can be seen , or touched - real objects.
Intuitive	Processes information based on whether or not it feels right know answer but not sure how it was derived.
Nonverbal	Processes thought as illustrations.
Fantasy-Oriented	Processes information with creativity; less focus on rules and regulations

The problem with right brainers are that all these thinking methodology are totally useless in the classroom. It is always the left brain that is at an advantage when studying for exams.
No wonder i always suck at studying. haha.