Church Camp Cum Taiwan Trip!!

Ended my church camp and the 1st thing we did was to head out to the dessert stall next to Xin Dian Church.
The ice jelly with opium balls tasted damn good!!

This is a Mixed combination of everything!!

Normal Ice Jelly!!

Me, Eugene, Hui hui and Qilin.

Patricia and me. She is just damn piggish.

We headed out to Wulai after that and the first food we found there was this.
A mua chee thing but it was barbequed.
Eating one with sesame seasoning.

Eating the next one with cheese.
Sesame tasted better. AHAHHAHAHA.

With my mummy and qi-en.

Giving the sesame mua chee another bite.
just too damn good.

Then i saw the thing that i loved the most.
Wild boar sausage!! damn owning shit..

Sometimes you just have to shout and exclaim how good the sausage is.
I ate another 3 sticks after the previous stick. LOL

We were going to the hot springs in Wu Lai.
There were tonnes of people who wanted to do the same!!

Ok. Those things on the stick was even better.
It was wildboar meat wrapped with golden needle mushrooms then bbq-ed.
super delicious.
btw the other 2 pple in the picture is qi-en and qi-xian.
Poor qi-xian had to sleep with me in the same hotel room thru out the entire trip and also take the same flight with me back to singapore.

I had to eat it.

We saw some guys swinging with a rope over the river.
The waters were damn inviting.

The river that flows through Wu Lai Town.

Everyone satisfied after our Hot springs bath!!

i will name the people in the picture another day.
But i look damn shuai!! hahahaha

Having some yuan zhu min style dinner.
The bamboo rice was good. Wild boar meat was good too.
But my mum ordered damn alot of vegetables.
scared the shit out of everyone. LOL
all of them see the vegetables until scared.

My mum, auntie swee kiao, sarah and arin.

Everyone left Wu lai on cabs.
but the youngsters, meaning me and a few other people decided it would be more economical to take a bus and train.
anyway the cab down from wulai to our hotel was $40 sing dollars which was exorbitant compared to just $3 sing dollars taking bus and train.

Passed by the Taipei national theatre

Eugene, Qilin, Qixian, Me!

Qien, Qilin, Me!!, Qixian and Eugene.

We woke up the next day all prepared to go to Liu Fu Chun.
It was a damn famous themepark.
and the rides are so scary that it will make you shit your pants.

Ximen Ding in the day.

On the train ride to gong guan to take the liu fu chun shuttle bus.
From left to right
Isabelle, me, Qilin & Patricia.

Yeahhhhh we found the place to wait for the shuttle bus to come.
but turns out that the bus ride there needed 1 and half hours.
so even if we went there we would reach only ard 3plus pm and the themepark closed at 5pm.
I was damn disappointed but life has to go on and we went to shop at gong guan!!

We found a dessert stall that sold the famous mango ice dessert.

Kiwi Ice

All types of Fruits Ice. LOL

I had to eat more dessert to soothe my anger.
The weather was damn hot and i was still upset that we missed the themepark because the girls woke up too late and wasted too much time on changing.

It was good!

Mango tasted the best.

We had dinner at some Jap restaurant that sold fried stuff.
It was damn good.

Qixian and Eugene are both pointing to Pat's watch.
because it costs. $300 plus sing dollar.
DAMN EXPENSIVE!!

Satisfying dinner!!

Went to shilin night market after dinner and we had more food.
I played some games and i scored 10 for 10.
Won a big prize!!

Yes!! and the big prize is the rabbit in the picture.
wasted $5 dollars for it. LOL
but it felt damn good to shoot all the targets down in 1 go.
all my army training finally put to good use. hahahahahhahaa

And the next day we headed down to Jiu Fen!!
it was a place in the mountains and it used to be place where people mined for Gold.
now they just open stalls and earn tourists money.
but they still have some damn good food.

i dunno what i was doing.
WAHAHAHAHAHA

My ugly sister.

Rustic buildings.

Qilin's grandmother.
She is one hip grandma. damn funny.
always say damn funny stuff.

The old and the young both resting.
She was 85 and resting her aching knees.
i was 24 and resting my cui right knee.
stupid knee.

Went into some teahouse that had a balcony overlooking the valley.
We had tea and coffee while enjoying the view.

I think i look damn gay.

After Jiu fen, we went to yehliu Geopark to see the famous Queen head rock.
That is my pastor and his wife in the picture.

The heat was getting to us.
So we took a rest in the shade before venturing out into the beach to check out the rocks.

I dunno what happened here.

Me n Qilin

Mummy and Me!

My sister refused to take picture with me cos i was damn sweaty.
but i still dragged her under my armpit!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The weather was HOT!

Finally the queen head!!
can see the shape??

Camel Head. LOL

Our entourage of taxis bringing us around. 9 taxis in total!

Dinner at a seafood restaurant.

Our taxi uncle. damn knowledgable.

And we headed home the next day.
Found this random guy with a persimmon head.
i dun understand how can this be a mascot.
but basically he is just there to tell everyone there is free wireless in the airport.
hahahahahhaha.

Taiwan was damn fun.
have to go again some other day!!!
=))))))

Doing the Jung test

ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population.

Take Free Jung Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Apparently i am an ESFP. Below is the description that i've found for my type. Basically ESFP personality people account for only 8.5% of the world's population!! hahahaha.

As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

ESFPs live in the world of people possibilties. They love people and new experiences. They are lively and fun, and enjoy being the center of attention. They live in the here-and-now, and relish excitement and drama in their lives.

ESFPs have very strong inter-personal skills, and may find themselves in the role of the peacemaker frequently. Since they make decisions by using their personal values, they are usually very sympathetic and concerned for other people's well-being. They're usually quite generous and warm. They are very observant about other people, and seem to sense what is wrong with someone before others might, responding warmly with a solution to a practical need. They might not be the best advice-givers in the world, because they dislike theory and future-planning, but they are great for giving practical care.

ESFP is definitely a spontaneous, optimistic individual. They love to have fun. If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.

For the ESFP, the entire world is a stage. They love to be the center of attention and perform for people. They're constantly putting on a show for others to entertain them and make them happy. They enjoy stimulating other people's senses, and are extremely good at it. They would love nothing more than for life to be a continual party, in which they play the role of the fun-loving host.

ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of their greatest gifts is their general acceptance of everyone. They are upbeat and enthusiastic, and genuinely like almost everybody. An ESFP is unfailingly warm and generous with their friends, and they generally treat everyone as a friend. However, once crosesed, an ESFP is likely to make a very strong and stubborn judgment against the person who crossed them. They are capable of deep dislike in such a situation.

The ESFP under a great deal of stress gets overwhelmed with negatives thoughts and possibilities. As an optimistic individual who lives in the world of possibilities, negative possibilities do not sit well with them. In an effort to combat these thoughts, they're likely to come up with simple, global statements to explain away the problem. These simplistic explanations may or may not truly get to the nature of the issue, but they serve the ESFP well by allowing them to get over it.

ESFPs are likely to be very practical, although they hate structure and routine. They like to "go with the flow", trusting in their ability to improvise in any situation presented to them. They learn best with "hands-on" experience, rather than by studying a book. They're uncomfortable with theory. If an ESFP hasn't developed their intuitive side, they may tend to avoid situations which involve a lot of theoretical thinking, or which are complex and ambiguous. For this reason, an ESFP may have difficulty in school. On the other hand, the ESFP does extremely well in situations where they're allowed to learn by interacting with others, or in which they "learn by doing".

ESFPs have a very well-developed appreciation for aesthetic beauty, and an excellent sense of space and function. If they have the means, they're likely to have to have many beautiful possessions, and an artfully furnished home. In general, they take great pleasure in objects of aesthetic beauty. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the finer things in life, such as good food and good wine.

The ESFP is a great team player. He or she is not likely to create any problems or fuss, and is likely to create the most fun environment possible for getting the task done. ESFPs will do best in careers in which they are able to use their excellent people skills, along with their abilities to meld ideas into structured formats. Since they are fast-paced individuals who like new experiences, they should choose careers which offer or require a lot of diversity, as well as people skills.

ESFPs usually like to feel strongly bonded with other people, and have a connection with animals and small children that is not found in most other types. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the beauties of nature as well.

The ESFP has a tremendous love for life, and knows how to have fun. They like to bring others along on their fun-rides, and are typically a lot of fun to be with. They're flexible, adaptable, genuinely interested in people, and usually kind-hearted. They have a special ability to get a lot of fun out of life, but they need to watch out for the pitfalls associated with living entirely in the moment.

Sound of Music in train station

Super Massive Fatty to Super Duper Hunky

I've decided to embark on a back to fitness regime after watching a documentary about ultra obese people. The amount of fat they have in their body is so much that they have trouble sleeping lying down as their muscles relax while sleeping and the huge amount of fats around their neck puts pressure on the neck such that the larynx is pressed down results in snoring and suffocation. damn scary. the worst is that the massive amount of weight causes the skeleton to deform and makes the victim very much susceptible to heart diseases.


Soooo.. Joel li the super massive fatty will no longer slack and start a spartan regime of eating normally but exercising every night for 3 months!!!! hahahahahaha. this time it will be super massive fatty to super yandao hunky!! hehehe.. stupid tummy!! u will never touch my thighs again!! woooshhh.. rock hard abs here i come baby...

An upset mother..

Too funny not to share this with you guys.

I will give you 2 reasons why he married her.

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Champions of the World!!

One more match!!

Wooo babyyy...
Just one more match to go and Manchester United are the EPL champions!!
I hope Arsenal will cui their ka chng again.
Adebayor will play like shit.
Toure will score another own goal.
Fabrgras will break his leg.
Glorry glorry man united!!

Super Massive Fatty bombom Joel

YES!! Its official!! i am absurdly fat!!
no more handsome bod joel. only turdy lardy fatty looking joel left.
I cannot believe that i am actually weighing a slight over 80 kg now!! its just absolutely disgusting. The worse thing about being fat now is that i can't really do much about it to lower my weight because of my torn ligament.

Torn ACL = NO running = Fat ass growing = Tummy touching leg when sitting down

I really need to swim tomorrow. no more lazing in bed in the morning.

Anyway. side track abit. do you know what is queefing? hahahahahaha.
Queefing is the new black!! ROFL

ULTIMATE QUEEFING SUEI

Today was a suei day.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!

BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.

Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.

Long awaited post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I realised that after so long i never actually wrote something down about how i felt about him.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. No matter how "good" you are. you really a son of a bitch.
I hope you bloody farking rot in hell. yeah.
FUCK YOU Mr. WH. and i say again. FUCK YOU.
I just wish you weren't fucking born in this world.
If its not because of the fact that i shouldn't cause a scene that would make her feel awkward. That day when i sat your car, i would have busted it with a fucking chair or brick or something and then stick your fucking dick up your own arse.





I really want to continue cursing you. but i feel we do not want to bring in parents.
so i shall leave it as it is. surprisingly it feels good after all this is written out.
ok. maybe it doesn't really feel good because its causing me to remember all the stuff that i've tried so hard to ignore and forget.
Nevermind.
got to work tomorrow!!
nights nights

Temporary Loss

Today she will be gone. 3 months loss.
I wonder how it will be like during this absence.
but i have to say i will miss her although the feelings might not be mutual.
maybe i am really stupid for being having so much hope.
even when things just don't seem to be in my favour.
Whatever it is i hope she will be having a great experience over there.
If you are reading this. Please take care of yourself and don't fall sick. =)
I will be awaiting your return!! *grin*

buy souvenirs for me ok? hehehe.

Rome here we come!!

Glory Glory Man United!!
hahahahahaha.. Rome here we come!!
never expected Manchester to trash Arsenal 3-1.
poor fletcher will have to sit out the finals.
but he will get to kiss the champions league trophy!!

absence

I was away over the weekend.
Missed lots of activities. GL outing. Disney outing.
Just wanna say a big sorry.

Actually the reason for my absence was the fact that my grammy in Malaysia passed away.
It was quite saddening as she was a sweet old woman who always smiled when we visited her.
She suffered from dementia for the past few years, thus repeating answers to her questions was a norm. but everyone still did it patiently.
I could see everyone in my family loved her. especially my dad, a man of steel, who teared during her funeral.
The whole wake was a 5 day affair and it was tiring. I had to stay up for 3 nights consecutively doing what the old people call "shou ye" which means guarding the night.
Since my grammy's coffin was placed in the living room of my grandpa house. So the grandchildren had to stay up the whole night to ensure nobody steals from the house as the door couldn't be locked.
Things will not be the same without her. i will miss calling "ah ma" whenever i go back to penang.
May her soul rest in peace.