Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Doing the Jung test

ESFP - "Entertainer". Radiates attractive warmth and optimism. Smooth, witty, charming, clever. Fun to be with. Very generous. 8.5% of the total population.
Take Free Jung Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com


Apparently i am an ESFP. Below is the description that i've found for my type. Basically ESFP personality people account for only 8.5% of the world's population!! hahahaha.

As an ESFP, your primary mode of living is focused externally, where you take things in via your five senses in a literal, concrete fashion. Your secondary mode is internal, where you deal with things according to how you feel about them, or how they fit with your personal value system.

ESFPs live in the world of people possibilties. They love people and new experiences. They are lively and fun, and enjoy being the center of attention. They live in the here-and-now, and relish excitement and drama in their lives.

ESFPs have very strong inter-personal skills, and may find themselves in the role of the peacemaker frequently. Since they make decisions by using their personal values, they are usually very sympathetic and concerned for other people's well-being. They're usually quite generous and warm. They are very observant about other people, and seem to sense what is wrong with someone before others might, responding warmly with a solution to a practical need. They might not be the best advice-givers in the world, because they dislike theory and future-planning, but they are great for giving practical care.

ESFP is definitely a spontaneous, optimistic individual. They love to have fun. If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.

For the ESFP, the entire world is a stage. They love to be the center of attention and perform for people. They're constantly putting on a show for others to entertain them and make them happy. They enjoy stimulating other people's senses, and are extremely good at it. They would love nothing more than for life to be a continual party, in which they play the role of the fun-loving host.

ESFPs love people, and everybody loves an ESFP. One of their greatest gifts is their general acceptance of everyone. They are upbeat and enthusiastic, and genuinely like almost everybody. An ESFP is unfailingly warm and generous with their friends, and they generally treat everyone as a friend. However, once crosesed, an ESFP is likely to make a very strong and stubborn judgment against the person who crossed them. They are capable of deep dislike in such a situation.

The ESFP under a great deal of stress gets overwhelmed with negatives thoughts and possibilities. As an optimistic individual who lives in the world of possibilities, negative possibilities do not sit well with them. In an effort to combat these thoughts, they're likely to come up with simple, global statements to explain away the problem. These simplistic explanations may or may not truly get to the nature of the issue, but they serve the ESFP well by allowing them to get over it.

ESFPs are likely to be very practical, although they hate structure and routine. They like to "go with the flow", trusting in their ability to improvise in any situation presented to them. They learn best with "hands-on" experience, rather than by studying a book. They're uncomfortable with theory. If an ESFP hasn't developed their intuitive side, they may tend to avoid situations which involve a lot of theoretical thinking, or which are complex and ambiguous. For this reason, an ESFP may have difficulty in school. On the other hand, the ESFP does extremely well in situations where they're allowed to learn by interacting with others, or in which they "learn by doing".

ESFPs have a very well-developed appreciation for aesthetic beauty, and an excellent sense of space and function. If they have the means, they're likely to have to have many beautiful possessions, and an artfully furnished home. In general, they take great pleasure in objects of aesthetic beauty. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the finer things in life, such as good food and good wine.

The ESFP is a great team player. He or she is not likely to create any problems or fuss, and is likely to create the most fun environment possible for getting the task done. ESFPs will do best in careers in which they are able to use their excellent people skills, along with their abilities to meld ideas into structured formats. Since they are fast-paced individuals who like new experiences, they should choose careers which offer or require a lot of diversity, as well as people skills.

ESFPs usually like to feel strongly bonded with other people, and have a connection with animals and small children that is not found in most other types. They're likely to have a strong appreciation for the beauties of nature as well.

The ESFP has a tremendous love for life, and knows how to have fun. They like to bring others along on their fun-rides, and are typically a lot of fun to be with. They're flexible, adaptable, genuinely interested in people, and usually kind-hearted. They have a special ability to get a lot of fun out of life, but they need to watch out for the pitfalls associated with living entirely in the moment.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Super Massive Fatty to Super Duper Hunky

I've decided to embark on a back to fitness regime after watching a documentary about ultra obese people. The amount of fat they have in their body is so much that they have trouble sleeping lying down as their muscles relax while sleeping and the huge amount of fats around their neck puts pressure on the neck such that the larynx is pressed down results in snoring and suffocation. damn scary. the worst is that the massive amount of weight causes the skeleton to deform and makes the victim very much susceptible to heart diseases.


Soooo.. Joel li the super massive fatty will no longer slack and start a spartan regime of eating normally but exercising every night for 3 months!!!! hahahahahaha. this time it will be super massive fatty to super yandao hunky!! hehehe.. stupid tummy!! u will never touch my thighs again!! woooshhh.. rock hard abs here i come baby...

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

An upset mother..

Too funny not to share this with you guys.

I will give you 2 reasons why he married her.
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!


Saturday, May 16, 2009

One more match!!


Wooo babyyy...
Just one more match to go and Manchester United are the EPL champions!!
I hope Arsenal will cui their ka chng again.
Adebayor will play like shit.
Toure will score another own goal.
Fabrgras will break his leg.
Glorry glorry man united!!

Super Massive Fatty bombom Joel

YES!! Its official!! i am absurdly fat!!
no more handsome bod joel. only turdy lardy fatty looking joel left.
I cannot believe that i am actually weighing a slight over 80 kg now!! its just absolutely disgusting. The worse thing about being fat now is that i can't really do much about it to lower my weight because of my torn ligament.

Torn ACL = NO running = Fat ass growing = Tummy touching leg when sitting down

I really need to swim tomorrow. no more lazing in bed in the morning.

Anyway. side track abit. do you know what is queefing? hahahahahaha.
Queefing is the new black!! ROFL

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ULTIMATE QUEEFING SUEI

Today was a suei day.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!

BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.

Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Long awaited post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I realised that after so long i never actually wrote something down about how i felt about him.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. No matter how "good" you are. you really a son of a bitch.
I hope you bloody farking rot in hell. yeah.
FUCK YOU Mr. WH. and i say again. FUCK YOU.
I just wish you weren't fucking born in this world.
If its not because of the fact that i shouldn't cause a scene that would make her feel awkward. That day when i sat your car, i would have busted it with a fucking chair or brick or something and then stick your fucking dick up your own arse.





I really want to continue cursing you. but i feel we do not want to bring in parents.
so i shall leave it as it is. surprisingly it feels good after all this is written out.
ok. maybe it doesn't really feel good because its causing me to remember all the stuff that i've tried so hard to ignore and forget.
Nevermind.
got to work tomorrow!!
nights nights

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Temporary Loss

Today she will be gone. 3 months loss.
I wonder how it will be like during this absence.
but i have to say i will miss her although the feelings might not be mutual.
maybe i am really stupid for being having so much hope.
even when things just don't seem to be in my favour.
Whatever it is i hope she will be having a great experience over there.
If you are reading this. Please take care of yourself and don't fall sick. =)
I will be awaiting your return!! *grin*

buy souvenirs for me ok? hehehe.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Rome here we come!!


Glory Glory Man United!!
hahahahahaha.. Rome here we come!!
never expected Manchester to trash Arsenal 3-1.
poor fletcher will have to sit out the finals.
but he will get to kiss the champions league trophy!!

absence

I was away over the weekend.
Missed lots of activities. GL outing. Disney outing.
Just wanna say a big sorry.

Actually the reason for my absence was the fact that my grammy in Malaysia passed away.
It was quite saddening as she was a sweet old woman who always smiled when we visited her.
She suffered from dementia for the past few years, thus repeating answers to her questions was a norm. but everyone still did it patiently.
I could see everyone in my family loved her. especially my dad, a man of steel, who teared during her funeral.
The whole wake was a 5 day affair and it was tiring. I had to stay up for 3 nights consecutively doing what the old people call "shou ye" which means guarding the night.
Since my grammy's coffin was placed in the living room of my grandpa house. So the grandchildren had to stay up the whole night to ensure nobody steals from the house as the door couldn't be locked.
Things will not be the same without her. i will miss calling "ah ma" whenever i go back to penang.
May her soul rest in peace.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Was talking to my freshie helmet Tan over msn.
Turns out he has a fetish for big boobs women.
example. Ann Kok, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith etc.
And one thing about all this women that have in common is that..
they are all aunties.
I seriously think he has a fetish for big boobs aunties!
*maybe thats why he broke up. LOL
hahahahahaha.
I think when he was young he didn't suckle enough.
Maybe thats why now he has this yearning for it.

Then he talked about the recent Star Awards.
It wasn't the young girls that caught his eye.
Turns out he was staring the whole night
with his mouth salivating over this woman.
Chen Mei Feng.
Apparently she wore a dress that night that was so revealing
that her boobs were totally spilling all over the place.
In case you are wondering who is Chen Mei Feng.
I have a picture for you. LOL
courtesy of Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.


Sunday, April 26, 2009

Glory GLory Man United!!


Being a Manchester United fan is definitely more exciting than sitting a roller coaster!! hahahaha..
We played tottenham hotspurs tonight and never did i expect man utd to be trailing 2-0 after 1st half. really played like shit. but then aik leong told me on msn that once upon a time man utd fought back 3-0 down to 5-3. LOL
turns out they really fought back from 2-0 to 5-2!! ROFL. Spurs really need to learn how to play soccer. Poor eddy. spurs fans are always depressed over the weekend. Anyway, will try to look for the goals online and post the clips here!!!
MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER!! FARK LOSERPOOL!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

newest Gotcha in town.. Hilarious

Chanced upon this guy Jamie Kennedy on youtube.
Hilarious.
Damn zai pranks.
Enjoy.








Friday, April 17, 2009

SU16

I am SU 16 CGL.
but i feel like a total failure.
all the people quitting and stuff.

its really feeling damn sian.
but i think i got the killer blow today.

just felt that all i've believed in Sports Camp is a facade.
Anyway.

I will just do my job and make sure the camp is a success.
This is really a different era.
There is just too much difference in mentality.
even seniors.

All the talk about passion for SU.
Please look through your camp photos and remember all the wonderful memories that you have collected and shared with your fellow freshies.
I just hope that all of you will see the bigger picture and not put your little whims and whamsies before that. when you took up the responsibility of a GL, i wish you could just remember what you said to the camp chair when you ran for the post.
Please do not say 1 and do 2.
Its really damn fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
Yeah.
one last thing.
SU 16. Woooosh!!

Peanut Butter and Jam

Anyway i watched the latest episode of HIMYM.
and in that episode Barney told Lily a GREAT joke which made her so pissed that she ignored the gang for 4 weeks.
But the thing was that joke was muted in the show.
And I had to know what was that joke about. LOL
so i went to google about it.
Turns out that it was really damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So for everyone who wanted to know what the joke was about.
I have posted a joke that talks about the same peanut butter and jam.
hahahaha.
Stupidest joke ever heard!!!
Enjoy!!






















Joke: What is the difference between peanut butter and jam??
Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.



P
eanut butter & jam

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

If I Was Your Man - Joe

Girl I'm so tired of things

I just wanna settle down

I swear to you I've changed

Baby why you buggin out

I know that I put you through hell

You deserve to be with someone else

But I gotta be straight upStraight up

Girl I just wanna kiss and make up

We done been through a lot of things

How do you throw that away

You were the heart of me

Can't believe you'd let it break

Tell me why you won't let em go

You can say what you want but I know

Baby no more lies

I'ma keep it real this time


Help me understand

What I'm saying ain't getting through

Why I can't be your man

When I'd give up the world for you

Girl I'll do the best I can

Love you forever that's what I'd do

If I was your man

If I was your man

If I was your man

Nice song. It has been on repeat on my computer the whole night. Finally a song that can represent how i am feeling now. I hope you understand.

Monday, April 13, 2009

easter

Easter was good!! hahaha
ok. it was not that good. but i had a good dinner.
tried to invite her to church but she didn't want to go.
no choice. I guess exams still more important.

There was no easter bunnies or easter eggs but we had brownies to give away at our church.
my sister baked them. i cannot believe she can bake. LOL must be qi-en help her.
My dad performed in like an old people choir. hahaha. really quite nice to see him serving in church. will be posting up the video once i find my data cable. Hahahaha
Lots of people turned up. i just pray and hope that the seeds are planted in their hearts.

Started playing jamlegend.
Its abit dumb but the songs are not bad. trying to see if i can use my rumblepad to play it rather than using the stupid keyboard.
Check out this link if you are interested. its abit like guitar heroes. but the songs are good i have to say.
http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/273327

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Nostalgia

Been looking through all the photos in my computer yesterday and the videos that i have kept and stocked up over the years.
Stuff from when i was in year 1-3.
Even stuff before when i came to NTU.
It just really struck me how much i missed the old times.
When i could really truly laugh happily.
So much have changed since then and i can only say that it was a wonderful time back then.
I am going to miss you.
I am going to miss all my friends.
I am going to miss all the innocent times.
I guess growing up is really a pain in the ass.