Some humore

Middle age men's salvation.

All the Gay pubs should have this in their toilets.
They will stay in the toilet the whole day man.
LOL

Dunno what does this mean.
Maybe if u touch press 3 of those buttons at the same time.
The girl will explode!!
HAHAHAHAHA

I will drink this milk everyday man!! hahaha

I wonder who wears this?

Wooohooo!! got to get myself one of this!!

Best!! if only there was a T shirt with this logo!!

To her

It hurts.. it really does..
Now i finally realise how painful it actually is..
I am really sorry if you experienced so much pain in the past.
Although i never did do anything wrong..
But just 2nd guessing or baseless assumptions still hurt.

I am broken now.
Only you can mend me back.

1st May 2005.
27th Dec 2007.
I will remember these 2 days all my life no matter the ending.

Dear God

I feel like an idiot.
Maybe this is the consequence that I've always preached about.
Now it is happening to me.
Mistakes that just keep piling up will one day fall on you and engulf you and drown you.
No matter how much you struggle to swim to the surface, you will never reach it.
You can only stare at the glimmering surface under the pale moon light hoping that someone will stretch out that hand to save you.
Light distorts and your consciousness leaves you.
Your life fades before your eyes, your memories running like an old motion film flashing frame by frame until it finally dies out into pitch black darkness.
I have never regretted whatever i've done but this time i really wish i could turn back time and relive my life and change my choices.
But its all too late. all too late.
I hope a miracle happens.
i really do.
Dear God.
Please help me.
Help me make the right decisions again.
Light my path with Your lamp.
Take my right hand and guide me as i walk this path alone.
I will not falter I will not stumble.
I will pick myself up from where I've fallen.
This time I will stay close to You.

Coming Soon..

This is one of the sickest movie ever filmed.

It was scare factor right from the start to finish.

I recommend everyone with a strong heart to watch it.

This is a must watch for all horror fans!!

Scary shit

My Co Yvonne

I was talking to my Co-GL yvonne just now.

I saw her msn picture and she looks like a chubby chubby white babe like this:

Damn fair and cute right?
So i asked her why she so dark now?
turns out that when she was young she always follow her father and mother go kite surfing at the beach.
So being a swaku (mountain tortoise) as always.
i asked what is kite surfing.
Turns out it is actually like this!! (see below)

OMG. her parents are damn cool right.
I can never imagine my friends doing that.
let alone both my parents.
So i came to conclusion that Yvonne's parents are damn cool.
how i wish i could kite surf. must be hell of an adrenaline rush.
Riding 20 metres tall waves and surfing like a king.
DAMNNNNN COOOOOLLLL!!!!

Forgotten Newton Laws

Some Laws that Newton forgot....
trust me you will find each one absolutely true.

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Manchester United versus Liverpool

I HATE LIVERPOOL!!
anyway i think fergurson was too fucking arrogant.
that is why manchester united lost 4-1.
WTF man.

I hope this is a wake up call for Manchester United.
Played like total losers.

Right or Left Brain

Left Hemisphere Style	Right Hemisphere Style
Rational Responds to verbal instructions Problem solves by logically and sequentially looking at the parts of things Looks at differences Is planned and structured Prefers established, certain information Prefers talking and writing Prefers multiple choice tests Controls feelings Prefers ranked authority structures	Intuitive Responds to demonstrated instructions Problem solves with hunches, looking for patterns and configurations Looks at similarities Is fluid and spontaneous Prefers elusive, uncertain information Prefers drawing and manipulating objects Prefers open ended questions Free with feelings Prefers collegial authority structures
Sequential Is a splitter: distinction important Is logical, sees cause and effect	Simultaneous Is a lumper: connectedness important Is analogic, sees correspondences, resemblances
Draws on previously accumulated, organized information	Draws on unbounded qualitative patterns that are not organized into sequences, but that cluster around images

After doing the test. turns out that i am totally a right brainer.
Always thought that i was a very logical person.
Perhaps i do not know myself very well.
Do try the test out if you have the time.
http://www.web-us.com/BRAIN/braindominance.htm


Below are my results:

Type of Cognitive Processing	Brief Description
Holisitc	Processing information from whole to part; sees the big picture first, not the details.
Random	Processing information with out priority, jumps form one task to another.
Concrete	Processes things that can be seen , or touched - real objects.
Intuitive	Processes information based on whether or not it feels right know answer but not sure how it was derived.
Nonverbal	Processes thought as illustrations.
Fantasy-Oriented	Processes information with creativity; less focus on rules and regulations

The problem with right brainers are that all these thinking methodology are totally useless in the classroom. It is always the left brain that is at an advantage when studying for exams.
No wonder i always suck at studying. haha.