Sunday, May 31, 2009
Monday, May 25, 2009
Super Massive Fatty to Super Duper Hunky
I've decided to embark on a back to fitness regime after watching a documentary about ultra obese people. The amount of fat they have in their body is so much that they have trouble sleeping lying down as their muscles relax while sleeping and the huge amount of fats around their neck puts pressure on the neck such that the larynx is pressed down results in snoring and suffocation. damn scary. the worst is that the massive amount of weight causes the skeleton to deform and makes the victim very much susceptible to heart diseases.
Soooo.. Joel li the super massive fatty will no longer slack and start a spartan regime of eating normally but exercising every night for 3 months!!!! hahahahahaha. this time it will be super massive fatty to super yandao hunky!! hehehe.. stupid tummy!! u will never touch my thighs again!! woooshhh.. rock hard abs here i come baby...
Soooo.. Joel li the super massive fatty will no longer slack and start a spartan regime of eating normally but exercising every night for 3 months!!!! hahahahahaha. this time it will be super massive fatty to super yandao hunky!! hehehe.. stupid tummy!! u will never touch my thighs again!! woooshhh.. rock hard abs here i come baby...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
An upset mother..
Too funny not to share this with you guys.
I will give you 2 reasons why he married her.
MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Saturday, May 16, 2009
One more match!!
Wooo babyyy...
Just one more match to go and Manchester United are the EPL champions!!
I hope Arsenal will cui their ka chng again.
Adebayor will play like shit.
Toure will score another own goal.
Fabrgras will break his leg.
Glorry glorry man united!!
Super Massive Fatty bombom Joel
YES!! Its official!! i am absurdly fat!!
no more handsome bod joel. only turdy lardy fatty looking joel left.
I cannot believe that i am actually weighing a slight over 80 kg now!! its just absolutely disgusting. The worse thing about being fat now is that i can't really do much about it to lower my weight because of my torn ligament.
Torn ACL = NO running = Fat ass growing = Tummy touching leg when sitting down
I really need to swim tomorrow. no more lazing in bed in the morning.
Anyway. side track abit. do you know what is queefing? hahahahahaha.
Queefing is the new black!! ROFL
no more handsome bod joel. only turdy lardy fatty looking joel left.
I cannot believe that i am actually weighing a slight over 80 kg now!! its just absolutely disgusting. The worse thing about being fat now is that i can't really do much about it to lower my weight because of my torn ligament.
Torn ACL = NO running = Fat ass growing = Tummy touching leg when sitting down
I really need to swim tomorrow. no more lazing in bed in the morning.
Anyway. side track abit. do you know what is queefing? hahahahahaha.
Queefing is the new black!! ROFL
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
ULTIMATE QUEEFING SUEI
Today was a suei day.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!
BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.
Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!
BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.
Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Long awaited post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I realised that after so long i never actually wrote something down about how i felt about him.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. No matter how "good" you are. you really a son of a bitch.
I hope you bloody farking rot in hell. yeah.
FUCK YOU Mr. WH. and i say again. FUCK YOU.
I just wish you weren't fucking born in this world.
If its not because of the fact that i shouldn't cause a scene that would make her feel awkward. That day when i sat your car, i would have busted it with a fucking chair or brick or something and then stick your fucking dick up your own arse.
I really want to continue cursing you. but i feel we do not want to bring in parents.
so i shall leave it as it is. surprisingly it feels good after all this is written out.
ok. maybe it doesn't really feel good because its causing me to remember all the stuff that i've tried so hard to ignore and forget.
Nevermind.
got to work tomorrow!!
nights nights
I realised that after so long i never actually wrote something down about how i felt about him.
YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD. No matter how "good" you are. you really a son of a bitch.
I hope you bloody farking rot in hell. yeah.
FUCK YOU Mr. WH. and i say again. FUCK YOU.
I just wish you weren't fucking born in this world.
If its not because of the fact that i shouldn't cause a scene that would make her feel awkward. That day when i sat your car, i would have busted it with a fucking chair or brick or something and then stick your fucking dick up your own arse.
I really want to continue cursing you. but i feel we do not want to bring in parents.
so i shall leave it as it is. surprisingly it feels good after all this is written out.
ok. maybe it doesn't really feel good because its causing me to remember all the stuff that i've tried so hard to ignore and forget.
Nevermind.
got to work tomorrow!!
nights nights
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Temporary Loss
Today she will be gone. 3 months loss.
I wonder how it will be like during this absence.
but i have to say i will miss her although the feelings might not be mutual.
maybe i am really stupid for being having so much hope.
even when things just don't seem to be in my favour.
Whatever it is i hope she will be having a great experience over there.
If you are reading this. Please take care of yourself and don't fall sick. =)
I will be awaiting your return!! *grin*
buy souvenirs for me ok? hehehe.
I wonder how it will be like during this absence.
but i have to say i will miss her although the feelings might not be mutual.
maybe i am really stupid for being having so much hope.
even when things just don't seem to be in my favour.
Whatever it is i hope she will be having a great experience over there.
If you are reading this. Please take care of yourself and don't fall sick. =)
I will be awaiting your return!! *grin*
buy souvenirs for me ok? hehehe.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Rome here we come!!
Glory Glory Man United!!
hahahahahaha.. Rome here we come!!
never expected Manchester to trash Arsenal 3-1.
poor fletcher will have to sit out the finals.
but he will get to kiss the champions league trophy!!
absence
I was away over the weekend.
Missed lots of activities. GL outing. Disney outing.
Just wanna say a big sorry.
Actually the reason for my absence was the fact that my grammy in Malaysia passed away.
It was quite saddening as she was a sweet old woman who always smiled when we visited her.
She suffered from dementia for the past few years, thus repeating answers to her questions was a norm. but everyone still did it patiently.
I could see everyone in my family loved her. especially my dad, a man of steel, who teared during her funeral.
The whole wake was a 5 day affair and it was tiring. I had to stay up for 3 nights consecutively doing what the old people call "shou ye" which means guarding the night.
Since my grammy's coffin was placed in the living room of my grandpa house. So the grandchildren had to stay up the whole night to ensure nobody steals from the house as the door couldn't be locked.
Things will not be the same without her. i will miss calling "ah ma" whenever i go back to penang.
May her soul rest in peace.
Missed lots of activities. GL outing. Disney outing.
Just wanna say a big sorry.
Actually the reason for my absence was the fact that my grammy in Malaysia passed away.
It was quite saddening as she was a sweet old woman who always smiled when we visited her.
She suffered from dementia for the past few years, thus repeating answers to her questions was a norm. but everyone still did it patiently.
I could see everyone in my family loved her. especially my dad, a man of steel, who teared during her funeral.
The whole wake was a 5 day affair and it was tiring. I had to stay up for 3 nights consecutively doing what the old people call "shou ye" which means guarding the night.
Since my grammy's coffin was placed in the living room of my grandpa house. So the grandchildren had to stay up the whole night to ensure nobody steals from the house as the door couldn't be locked.
Things will not be the same without her. i will miss calling "ah ma" whenever i go back to penang.
May her soul rest in peace.
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