Wednesday, May 13, 2009

ULTIMATE QUEEFING SUEI

Today was a suei day.
SUEI!! anyway. "Suei"means unlucky in hokkien for those angmoh people who do not know what it means.
Let me explain how SUEI i was.
First, this morning when i woke up, i was late. so i rushed through everything. luckily my parents sent me to the mrt so it wasn't that bad. while i on the train i was just dozing off like always and out of the corner of my eye i saw that quite a few ladies were looking at me. I tot that i was looking good (quite impossible as my shirt was damn uncle and my hair was like shit) but i just didn't care much about it. So i changed from the red line to purple line at Dhoby Ghaut station to go to harbour front. yeah my office is at harbourfront. Then, i saw in the bloody mirror that i had my fly unzipped?!!!! OMFG. i stood through Yio Chu Kang to Dhoby Ghaut with my freaking underwear showing to all the people sitting infront of me!! can you imagine i was there standing and swaggering ard thinking i looked good while flashing my open fly to everyone. DAMN COCK la!!

BUT thats not the worse. The worse happened when i was heading home after work. On the train home, the freaking train broke down with some stupid malfunction!! some more its on the track when the next stop is the station i was going to get down?? WHERE GOT SO FARKING SUEI ONE??!! wahlan eh... in the end i waited in the bloody train for 1 freaking hour before it managed to inch it way back into the mrt station.

Sooooo... today is just damn unlucky.. oh yah.. today is 13th of May. maybe thats why. ROFL.

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