Recently i suffered from a bout of diarrheao, diarrhoea, (i dunno how to spell it. but you get what i mean).
So yeah, i had the D-word and it was painful.
I finally understood the expression of shitting your bowels out because my asshole was damn farking painful from all the repetitive shitting and wiping of your asshole crap.
The worst part about having diarrhea was that constant "you wanna shit" feeling that makes you unable to leave your house or hall room without feeling secure of yourself because anytime while you are doing your things, may it be doing your homework or talking to your friends or standing in the elevator etc. THE STUPID SHIT JUST LEAKS OUT OF YOUR ARSEHOLE!!!
OMG. Farking dulan. The important thing is that i do not even know what i ate that gave me the runs.
But. there is some good thing about diarrhea. you do not feel hungry and so you lose weight!! hahahahahaha.
Nevertheless, after 2-3 days of constant shitting and wiping your arsehole until there is abrasion. I've finally conquered the stupid DIARRHEA(yeah! i've got the spelling right). So now i can eat properly and not having to eat just plain porridge which is just tasteless.
Time to make my life slight more exciting!!
Cannot wait for work and travel USA!! must find some time to tell my parents that i won't be coming back for convocation!! hahahahaha
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