Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Was talking to my freshie helmet Tan over msn.

Turns out he has a fetish for big boobs women.

example. Ann Kok, Pamela Anderson, Anna Nicole Smith etc.

And one thing about all this women that have in common is that..

they are all aunties.

I seriously think he has a fetish for big boobs aunties!

*maybe thats why he broke up. LOL

hahahahahaha.

I think when he was young he didn't suckle enough.

Maybe thats why now he has this yearning for it.

Then he talked about the recent Star Awards.

It wasn't the young girls that caught his eye.

Turns out he was staring the whole night

with his mouth salivating over this woman.

Chen Mei Feng.

Apparently she wore a dress that night that was so revealing

that her boobs were totally spilling all over the place.

In case you are wondering who is Chen Mei Feng.

I have a picture for you. LOL

courtesy of Mr Helmet-Big Boobs Auntie Loving-Pervert-Tan-Cheeyong.

Glory GLory Man United!!

Being a Manchester United fan is definitely more exciting than sitting a roller coaster!! hahahaha..
We played tottenham hotspurs tonight and never did i expect man utd to be trailing 2-0 after 1st half. really played like shit. but then aik leong told me on msn that once upon a time man utd fought back 3-0 down to 5-3. LOL
turns out they really fought back from 2-0 to 5-2!! ROFL. Spurs really need to learn how to play soccer. Poor eddy. spurs fans are always depressed over the weekend. Anyway, will try to look for the goals online and post the clips here!!!
MANCHESTER UNITED FOREVER!! FARK LOSERPOOL!!

newest Gotcha in town.. Hilarious

Chanced upon this guy Jamie Kennedy on youtube.
Hilarious.
Damn zai pranks.
Enjoy.

SU16

I am SU 16 CGL.
but i feel like a total failure.
all the people quitting and stuff.

its really feeling damn sian.
but i think i got the killer blow today.

just felt that all i've believed in Sports Camp is a facade.
Anyway.

I will just do my job and make sure the camp is a success.
This is really a different era.
There is just too much difference in mentality.
even seniors.

All the talk about passion for SU.
Please look through your camp photos and remember all the wonderful memories that you have collected and shared with your fellow freshies.
I just hope that all of you will see the bigger picture and not put your little whims and whamsies before that. when you took up the responsibility of a GL, i wish you could just remember what you said to the camp chair when you ran for the post.
Please do not say 1 and do 2.
Its really damn fucked up.
FUCKED UP.
Yeah.
one last thing.
SU 16. Woooosh!!

Peanut Butter and Jam

Anyway i watched the latest episode of HIMYM.
and in that episode Barney told Lily a GREAT joke which made her so pissed that she ignored the gang for 4 weeks.
But the thing was that joke was muted in the show.
And I had to know what was that joke about. LOL
so i went to google about it.
Turns out that it was really damn funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
So for everyone who wanted to know what the joke was about.
I have posted a joke that talks about the same peanut butter and jam.
hahahaha.
Stupidest joke ever heard!!!
Enjoy!!






















Joke: What is the difference between peanut butter and jam??
Answer: I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.


Peanut butter & jam

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."

She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."

They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.

She says, "Answer the door."

He says, "But my face is a mess."

She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."

He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."

The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

If I Was Your Man - Joe

Girl I'm so tired of things

I just wanna settle down

I swear to you I've changed

Baby why you buggin out

I know that I put you through hell

You deserve to be with someone else

But I gotta be straight upStraight up

Girl I just wanna kiss and make up

We done been through a lot of things

How do you throw that away

You were the heart of me

Can't believe you'd let it break

Tell me why you won't let em go

You can say what you want but I know

Baby no more lies

I'ma keep it real this time

Help me understand

What I'm saying ain't getting through

Why I can't be your man

When I'd give up the world for you

Girl I'll do the best I can

Love you forever that's what I'd do

If I was your man

If I was your man

If I was your man

Nice song. It has been on repeat on my computer the whole night. Finally a song that can represent how i am feeling now. I hope you understand.

easter

Easter was good!! hahaha
ok. it was not that good. but i had a good dinner.
tried to invite her to church but she didn't want to go.
no choice. I guess exams still more important.

There was no easter bunnies or easter eggs but we had brownies to give away at our church.
my sister baked them. i cannot believe she can bake. LOL must be qi-en help her.
My dad performed in like an old people choir. hahaha. really quite nice to see him serving in church. will be posting up the video once i find my data cable. Hahahaha
Lots of people turned up. i just pray and hope that the seeds are planted in their hearts.

Started playing jamlegend.
Its abit dumb but the songs are not bad. trying to see if i can use my rumblepad to play it rather than using the stupid keyboard.
Check out this link if you are interested. its abit like guitar heroes. but the songs are good i have to say.
http://www.jamlegend.com/refer/li/273327

Nostalgia

Been looking through all the photos in my computer yesterday and the videos that i have kept and stocked up over the years.
Stuff from when i was in year 1-3.
Even stuff before when i came to NTU.
It just really struck me how much i missed the old times.
When i could really truly laugh happily.
So much have changed since then and i can only say that it was a wonderful time back then.
I am going to miss you.
I am going to miss all my friends.
I am going to miss all the innocent times.
I guess growing up is really a pain in the ass.

Manchester United Forever!!

Manchester United v Aston Villa

Read this off the web

This is just absolute cock.
Some people in the world are just damn full of nonsense.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Funniest dance ever.

http://www.wimp.com/funniestdance/

Get my mind together

its already been 3 weeks since then.
I've been trying to let myself feel unaffected but its not really working.
Starting to look at people in different light.
hahaha. I think i really need to get my mind together and pull myself through this.
If i still cannot make a decision sooner or later. I swear i will kill someone.

Next week is going to be a damn slack week.
My boss is leaving for business trip the entire week!!! hahahaha
damn shiok man.
Shall take the time to do my IA report or something.

I just went to Keppel Bay for dinner with my intern friends from ExxonMobil.
It really is a great place for bringing a girl to dinner.
quite romantic, good food and great view.
To top it all the place is constantly windy. damn shiok!!
Exams in NTU will be coming soon.
should be in 2 weeks time or so. hahhahaahaha
lucky i am not affected this semester. can slack abit.

Some humore

Middle age men's salvation.

All the Gay pubs should have this in their toilets.
They will stay in the toilet the whole day man.
LOL

Dunno what does this mean.
Maybe if u touch press 3 of those buttons at the same time.
The girl will explode!!
HAHAHAHAHA

I will drink this milk everyday man!! hahaha

I wonder who wears this?

Wooohooo!! got to get myself one of this!!

Best!! if only there was a T shirt with this logo!!

To her

It hurts.. it really does..
Now i finally realise how painful it actually is..
I am really sorry if you experienced so much pain in the past.
Although i never did do anything wrong..
But just 2nd guessing or baseless assumptions still hurt.

I am broken now.
Only you can mend me back.

1st May 2005.
27th Dec 2007.
I will remember these 2 days all my life no matter the ending.

Dear God

I feel like an idiot.
Maybe this is the consequence that I've always preached about.
Now it is happening to me.
Mistakes that just keep piling up will one day fall on you and engulf you and drown you.
No matter how much you struggle to swim to the surface, you will never reach it.
You can only stare at the glimmering surface under the pale moon light hoping that someone will stretch out that hand to save you.
Light distorts and your consciousness leaves you.
Your life fades before your eyes, your memories running like an old motion film flashing frame by frame until it finally dies out into pitch black darkness.
I have never regretted whatever i've done but this time i really wish i could turn back time and relive my life and change my choices.
But its all too late. all too late.
I hope a miracle happens.
i really do.
Dear God.
Please help me.
Help me make the right decisions again.
Light my path with Your lamp.
Take my right hand and guide me as i walk this path alone.
I will not falter I will not stumble.
I will pick myself up from where I've fallen.
This time I will stay close to You.

Coming Soon..

This is one of the sickest movie ever filmed.

It was scare factor right from the start to finish.

I recommend everyone with a strong heart to watch it.

This is a must watch for all horror fans!!

Scary shit

My Co Yvonne

I was talking to my Co-GL yvonne just now.

I saw her msn picture and she looks like a chubby chubby white babe like this:

Damn fair and cute right?
So i asked her why she so dark now?
turns out that when she was young she always follow her father and mother go kite surfing at the beach.
So being a swaku (mountain tortoise) as always.
i asked what is kite surfing.
Turns out it is actually like this!! (see below)

OMG. her parents are damn cool right.
I can never imagine my friends doing that.
let alone both my parents.
So i came to conclusion that Yvonne's parents are damn cool.
how i wish i could kite surf. must be hell of an adrenaline rush.
Riding 20 metres tall waves and surfing like a king.
DAMNNNNN COOOOOLLLL!!!!

Forgotten Newton Laws

Some Laws that Newton forgot....
trust me you will find each one absolutely true.

1) Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

2) Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

3)Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

4) Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5) Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

6) Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8)Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9) Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

10) Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Manchester United versus Liverpool

I HATE LIVERPOOL!!
anyway i think fergurson was too fucking arrogant.
that is why manchester united lost 4-1.
WTF man.

I hope this is a wake up call for Manchester United.
Played like total losers.

Right or Left Brain

Left Hemisphere Style	Right Hemisphere Style
Rational Responds to verbal instructions Problem solves by logically and sequentially looking at the parts of things Looks at differences Is planned and structured Prefers established, certain information Prefers talking and writing Prefers multiple choice tests Controls feelings Prefers ranked authority structures	Intuitive Responds to demonstrated instructions Problem solves with hunches, looking for patterns and configurations Looks at similarities Is fluid and spontaneous Prefers elusive, uncertain information Prefers drawing and manipulating objects Prefers open ended questions Free with feelings Prefers collegial authority structures
Sequential Is a splitter: distinction important Is logical, sees cause and effect	Simultaneous Is a lumper: connectedness important Is analogic, sees correspondences, resemblances
Draws on previously accumulated, organized information	Draws on unbounded qualitative patterns that are not organized into sequences, but that cluster around images

After doing the test. turns out that i am totally a right brainer.
Always thought that i was a very logical person.
Perhaps i do not know myself very well.
Do try the test out if you have the time.
http://www.web-us.com/BRAIN/braindominance.htm


Below are my results:

Type of Cognitive Processing	Brief Description
Holisitc	Processing information from whole to part; sees the big picture first, not the details.
Random	Processing information with out priority, jumps form one task to another.
Concrete	Processes things that can be seen , or touched - real objects.
Intuitive	Processes information based on whether or not it feels right know answer but not sure how it was derived.
Nonverbal	Processes thought as illustrations.
Fantasy-Oriented	Processes information with creativity; less focus on rules and regulations

The problem with right brainers are that all these thinking methodology are totally useless in the classroom. It is always the left brain that is at an advantage when studying for exams.
No wonder i always suck at studying. haha.

Guitar boy

Wow. its really long since i last blogged. hahaha
i guess ever since i took down my tag board i've been quite lazy to update my blog as i am not sure if people are reading. hahahaha
but nevertheless i shall blog as and when i feel like it!!
its Valentine's day today!! all the best to all the couples out there!!

I just bought my 1st guitar in my entire life yesterday. I've always wanted to learn but i've procrastinated so long until yesterday. I guess it really took me 10 years before setting myself down to learn the guitar. LOL
Its really damn hard and pressing the strings are giving me sore fingers. :(
i wonder how long i will need to take before i can play like the professionals or maybe i just totally dun have the ability to play. hahaha. then my beautiful Maestro guitar will just be a decoration on my wall.

lazy to take pictures now. but when i feel like it i will post up some pictures of my guitar!
hahaha as for now i will need to go bug jasper or adam to give me guitar lessons FOC! hahahahahahahahaha.
May God bless all of us!

Last Minute

Performed at Canteen A this thursday for Sports Expose. I think i sang quite cui. hahahahaha.
really have to improve my singing or should i say control my voice.
anyway tuesday have to show my boss my wonderful interactive worksheet that he told me create for Claims in Customer Feedback. Its wonderful done but pathetically working. something is wrong with the macros and i just couldn't figure out whats wrong with my programming formula.
i am so screwed.. :(
can't wait to get my pay and buy my 1st ever guitar. lol. abit late to start learning but better late than never!! hahahaha i hope my enthusiasm last me through all the practicing until i can perform!

Clearly depressed

After 3 weeks at work, i can only come to 1 conclusion and that is: I am CUI!
I wonder if it is because i do not put enough effort or i am just plain stupid or i just do not understand what my boss wants me to do. Maybe i just do not see the purpose in him wanting me to create that bloody form with freaking microsoft excel. Maybe you don't even have to do a stupid form when you are just creating extra work. WTF WTF!!
I always thought since my studies are not that good, i will be better at hands on stuff. Turns out I am proven wrong. again. and again. seriously i need to buck up.
I really need to pay someone with damn good programming skills to create those godamn macros or else my ass is really toasted.
$1200 is really hard money man. :(

Going to be singing for Sports Exposé soon. On Jan 14th and 15th.
I hope i won't cui again. my voice please don't give up on me...

Exams Results Are Out!

I GOT A FREAKING C+ FOR MY LAB!!
OMG!!!! I HATE ARVIND!!!!

The day I stood still

I spent a fruitful day alone today. lol.

Anyway it was a busy day and i had lots to do.

In the morning i went to TTSH for my follow up appointment.
turns out to be bad news as the doctor told me i tore my ACL.
ACL means Anterior Cruciate Ligament.
seems like i need to do a MRI scan plus ligament reconstruction inorder to fully recover.
thinking about it just scares me and the costs of the operation is crazy!
:(((((
have to take care and choose the sports i play carefully from now on.
no more hand ball for me!!! lol

Anyway after the appointment i went to bishan and decided to watch a movie alone for the 1st time!!! The show was called Ip Man, it starred Donnie Yuen.

The action scenes were really damn good.
A great movie to watch if you are a fan of martial arts movies.
Watching a movie alone was really not bad and felt no difference from watching with friends. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
but during the show i was sitting next to a group of fucking rowdy indians.
I seriously hate them. they were constantly giving their opinions about the shows and asking questions out loud. Its as though they thought they were watching tv at home.
Bloody Banglas..

After the movie i then went to get new contacts and spectacles
from my mum's friends shop at bishan.
I will post up pictures once i get them on Saturday!!
hahahahahahahahhaha.
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve!
and i need to be at work.. how interesting is that...

Work at Exxon

anyway. i have started my internship at Exxon since monday and this is the fourth day already. its really quite depressing as my upperstudy is quite zai so there are alot of stuff to learn from him. Apparently i also need to be damn good at my MS excel and i even need to know stuff like macros and how to write macros. fucking sian. somehow i get the feeling that my supervisor thinks that i am inadequate for the job. sucks to the max. the feeling that you are being looked down upon before u can even rise up to the challenge is disgusting. but nevermind. i shall just fulfill my responsibility and enjoy my $1200 allowance every month.

things are going to get very boring from here onwards i think.
working everyday. 8-5pm. really no life sia.
cannot imagine if i have to work the rest of my life after i graduate.

ROARRR!!!

Dear God please help me!!!

SCAG 2008

It was time again for Sports Club Alumni Gathering.
I wanted to watch the band play but i was late. :(
so now i can only see pictures.
i heard they played quite well. lol
must be me helping them to practice thats why they so zai.
cannot believe yafen play the bass 10 days den she went to perform.
and she has just too much money to spend.. damn crazy..

Took part in some stupid competition and won 1 bottle of ChivaS!!!
drank it all up!! yum yum

Taking photos on rain's camera.
everyone was just cam whoring.
THE WHOLE TIME!
Chengjie's head is really damn huge la..
nearly block my face. LOL

Constance is all red after drinking the happy juice.
i wonder if she cui-ded after tat. lol

Bros!
I hope i see u guys perform the next time!!

BAnd jam and so much more

recently its been a week of nua-ing and going to jam at the studio and nua-ing and fixing my dad's car and nua-ing and packing my room.
cannot believe how much yafen spent on her bass guitar plus amp and her accessories!! its really damn good to have money and can spend like nobody business!! hahahahahahaha. damn jealous of her.

And tomorrow i will be going down to penang to celebrate my grandfather's birthday. driving 10 hours along the north south highway will be tiring.

After that i will be having the long awaited GL outing at Sentosa. i hope there will be a good turn out.

IA will be starting soon. my upperstudy called me to warn me of the ardous tasks ahead of me. I am shuddering just thinking of what awaits me at Exxon Mobil HQ. scary shit. Must keep thinking $1200 to motivate myself.
JOEL JIAYOU!!!

sleeping time!! byebye

EXAMS ARE OVer!!!

its beeen a damnnn long time since i last blogged as i was bogged down by exams.
so now exams are over and i am free to ramble again.
just some updates.
had some misunderstandings with people but i think its over liao.
exams are over and i am starting my IA on 15th December at Exxon Mobil. I am very excited and looking forward to working there. i hope it will be a good experience! hehehehe :))) pay is the best!
anyway. i will be going to malaysia soon to visit my grandparents. my grandmother is not feeling too well so i guess my dad wants to see her more often. :(((
my grandmother is very old. 80+ years old. she has osteoporosis that makes her back all bent and twisted. very poor thing. i think we should all drink milk to make our bones strong if not when we become old we will have crooked twisted backs. :((((
the 1st official GL outing will be on 11th Dec!! looking forward to it! i hope all the GLs will try to come and mingle and get to know each other better afterall we will be working together for 7 days during sports camp. HAHAHAHAHAHA

And i just watched HANA KIMI. damn nice!! and the actress Horikita Maki is damn cute!! LOL.
but i still dun understand why Marianne say the oguri shun is good looking. i think he only so-so. hahahahahaha. Anyway go catch on crunchyroll or something. Highly recommended!!

SU 16 GLs!!

SU 16 GLs
seeing these people makes me happy!! :)

how to peel a banana with your ass

Toilet PAper day!!

Today is Jasper's birthday.
So as a good friend i shall give him a surprisE!!
The toilet paper is the surprise!!

my hands are dirty after giving him the present.
you want to know why??
hahahahahahahahaha

Tadaaaaa!!!
I present to you "Toilet Papered" Honda Jazz.
i bet he will be very surprised!!
happy birthday Jasper.
i am such a good friend!
so proud of myself. LOL

I gave jasper's car a new exhaust extension!!
HAHAHAHA.
now he can go around haolian about his newly "Zhngged" exhaust pipe!
VROOMM VROOMM!! ROFL!!

Toilet papering a car is very tiring.
finding a car is even more tiring.
i will never do this again.
next time i will just spray paint it pink!
hehehehe

Physically Challenged

I went for Street Challenge today. Played handball with the music people consisting of jasmine, jeslyn, pingwei, rebecca, jasper. it went will at first. going thru to quarterfinals by sheer luck. we were same points as the other team but we scared more goals so we went through. But the worse thing happened on the fourth match. :(
While attempting to make the shot, i landed awkwardly on my knee and i heard a loud "KRUUUGGG!!" and so i twisted my knee (luckily i scored the goal so it was still not that bad). And now i am like immobilise sitting on my room chair unable to walk around waiting for my mum to pick me up to see doctor and blogging to waste time. I think i am too old for vigorous sports. No more handball for me anymore! :(((((((((((((((((

Exxon Mobil!!!

I JUST GOT ACCEPTED BY EXXON MOBIL!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Thank you Lord Jesus!!

Updates

Its been awhile since i updated on my life again.
so here is a list of things that happened to me (hopefully my memory serves me well).
1) I've started year 3 semester 1. Eddy is my room mate instead of Weilian. he dun like me anymore. hahahahahaha
2) Almost all my council friends are back in Singapore. need to catch up with them while they are still hanging around here. hahahaha.
3) Went for Exxon Mobil interview for my Industrial Attachment. I am really hoping that i will get it. i guess i just have to stop doubting and believe that God will provide.
4) Life is good. Things have been going well i think. i am quite happy with the relationship that i have now. :) my poop poop rocks!!
5) I've been appointed CGL for SU16!! Really hope that i can live up to the expectations of the Camp Chair and the seniors. Hopefully i can bond the GLs together and make SU16 a blasting Good time!!
6) Bought my 1st Ipod in my life (pictures coming up soon!!). wooot. damn cheap and nice. hee
7) Going to take part in hall 2 idol. i hope i dun screw up. hahahaha. wish me luck people!!

Jurong Bird Park Outing!!!

Selamat Hari Raya Puasa!! LOL
it was a public holiday so char and me decided to go birdpark!
its very near NTU actually. just need to take 194 at boonlay interchange and it will take u straight there in like 20 minutes or so?

Reaching the place around noon becos i was lazy to wake up early.
paid the price cos we had to queue up for 20mins. :((((

Taking a photo while queuing.
thats what u do when u are bored.
LOLOLOL

So damn bored queuing that i fell asleep standing!!
HAHAHAHA

Saw some mandarin ducks and a solitary black goose.
children kept feeding them non stop.
i think they are damn fat and big.

trying to find a shorter queue to the ticket counter!!

Finally we got in after a long wait!!
red ibisis are the 1st birds we saw and took photos.
hahahaha. their shit stank. i wonder how char managed to smile?

Some kinda of big fat Royal emperor pigeon.
dun really remember the name. lol

So many of the big fat pigeons. hahaha.
char trying to kiss one of them...
but they were too faraway.

Yeah!! my 1st picture of the day!!
cos i was busy taking photos of char with the birds. lol
:)))))))
i look so goood. yum yum

Saw some banana flowers!! freaking humongous shits
looks like a dick head to me. HAHAHAHAHA

A Hornbill.

A Toucan.
notice the difference!?? one has horns but the other doesn't!!
:)))))))))))))))))))

Went to feed the lories.
lory is a kinda of bird just so you know.
they are damn colourful and noisy.
sounds like that stupid vehicle that we use for logistics.
but its not. hahahaha. they are so much more cuter!

Me feeding them.
they were fighting with each other with their beaks and claws.
damn fierce!!

close up of the lories!

Saw an ugly parakeet.
it had purple feathers on his head and tummy.
not really a nice combi with green.

Saw the bird show at the Open Amphitheatre.
The parrots played basketball and sang songs.
quite impressed when the parrot sang 4 different songs in English, Chinese, Malay, Japanese.
more zai than me. i cannot even do that.
i think i need to really ask that parrot to teach me how to sing. LOL

More pictures of me and char.

After that we went to see the "Kings of the Skies".
It was a show that showcased all the birds of prey in Jurong bird park.
the Eagles were HUGE!!

I volunteered Char by raising her hand and got her to participate.
she had to feed the humongous himalayan vulture.

Pelicans sleeping their day away.

The tallest man-made waterfall in the world is actually found in Jurong Bird Park.
Just so you know. hahahahaha

More pictures of us!! :))))))

Bird Park was fun!!
next time we will be going night safari. lol
i hope that time char remembers to charge her camera.
she is such a klutz. HAHAHAHAHA

BBC Blooper

This guy is hilarious. HAHAHAHAHA
He is supposed to go for an interview for work at BBC but in the end he went to a wrong place and was mistaken as an expert on the BBC live news for the Apple court case.

Check out his face at the start and see how he "smokes" through the interview.
i will never believe all the experts on the news anymore.
Anyone can be an expert!! hahahaha